Anal Loving

When Lt Corbis says you gotta hate fandoms

I wish my daddy would come in my room sometimes and give me a good anal loving at gun point.

by YoItzYeBoi May 7, 2018

loling

Verb. Used when joking about something which demeans the person you use it against one way or another.

Johnny: "I screwed your sister man, i'm not gonna lie. It was good"
Steven: "So did i man"
Johnny: "What? Serious? i was just loling with you man"

by Sudyer October 5, 2008

loving cup

Noun
1. A close, affectionate session of anal sex, noticeably more gentle and sweet than all other forms of anal sex.

*Sigh* Man, Kiera Knightly is so beautiful, I wish I could give her a loving cup.

by GoatBoySteve October 21, 2005

Tire Loving Fag

Person Who has a fetish or obsession with tires.

"Dad what are you looking at?"
"Im looking at tires boy, shut up"
"Do we even need tires Dad?"
"No!"
"Then y are you looking at them?"
"Because im a fucking Tire Loving Fag. Thats why"

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Lobing

The opposite of Snozzling (to fuck someone up the nose with your tiny penis), Lobing is to fuck someone up the ear with your tiny penis.

"My penis doesn't fit in your vagina!"
"OK then, let's lobe!"
"Yah, lobing is the only way I can have intercourse with you!"

by Caleb Amaral February 23, 2009

Louing It

Termed named after Cubs' skipper Lou Piniella. It is the tendency to leave a struggling pitcher in the game until there is no hope of ever snatching victory from the jaws of defeat. Also, pulling a winning pitcher from the game, then letting the reliever stay in the game when he struggles and loses the game when the Cubs were once 11 ahead.

"The manager must be throwing the game- he let the pitcher walk the bases full and delivered a grand slam pitch- I hate when he's "Louing It"

by irishmary May 7, 2010

Loping the mule

Rubbing one out. Choking the sheriff ‘til the posse shows up. Masturbating.

Keep loping the mule and you’ll go blind!

by Jbravo65 July 19, 2018