Eh Bar Lay

Eh Bar Lay is a lovely kind hearted person, who cares for everyone. She is always there for you no mater what the situation is. She always lets you know when she needs to fart and will always say “Safety”. Everyone loves her and everyone wants to be her because she’s soooo awesome. Make sure you get a Eh Bar Lay.

“Eh Bar Lay is sooo cool I wish I was her”

Eh Bar Lay by Kpwkcospsfkekaoclfk May 30, 2019

go lay an egg 

Go fuck yourself!!!

Dottie: Keith get your shit together!
Keith: Oh Dottie, go lay an egg!

go lay an egg by speith October 18, 2015

Bufflemon (buff-uh-lay-moan) 

Bufflemon (buff-uh-lay-moan) - A word used to replace any other word that you would exclaim. Try replacing all those F-bombs you throw out every 5 seconds.

Also bufflebobarbarian- (buff-uh-lay-bo-bar-barian)
Used when someone's barbarian character is super l33t and not at all a bowl of weaksauce.

Tim's mom says: Timmy, why don't you go clean your room?
Tim says: But I don't want to!
TIm's mom says: Right now little mister!
*as Tim walks away he shouts* *Bufflemon (buff-uh-lay-moan)!*

"yo your bufflebobarbarian is better than Chuck Norris!"

Bufflemon (buff-uh-lay-moan) by Thedelever August 5, 2006

Chill Lay Lay 

Your telling a group of people or someone who is hyped about something/someone to calm down, its not that serious or relax.

Joe: Son, im really gone to fight that dude.
Adam: You need to chill lay lay with all that.

Chill Lay Lay by Kanndy July 5, 2007

As I Lay Dying

Prior to this, a novel by William Faulkner chronically the Bundren family after the passing of Addie Bundren, as they try to bring her body back to her hometown and into the dirt she desired. The story is told piecemeal through short bits of alternating first-person narration. While it's no Sound and the Fury, its a bit more urban, since at some point they do arrive in a city...or town maybe.

Yo, Juanita got knocked up and tried for an abortion, but the clinic went all As I Lay Dying on her. (After Dewey-Dell's unfortunate experience)

Why's everybody keep tryin to tell this story? Wh' you foo's think this is, As I Lay Dying or somethin'?

I jus about ready-da pop a cap in someone's ass after that As-I-Lay-Dying road trip with my family.

As I Lay Dying by evilpigmutant May 13, 2005

to lay a floor pizza 

To vomit, to throw up, so that your chili beans and paprika and beer form a nice, pizza-like shape on the floor in front of you.

Tony laid a few floor pizzas last night after he went to the club.

to lay a floor pizza by Mennoowh November 30, 2004

Valentines Lay 

The sex you receive on Valentines Day

Dude 1: how was yesterday?
Dude 2: I had a great Valentines Lay, she let me do what I want...

Valentines Lay by gremlinz43 February 14, 2010