A classic winter tradition.
On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.
On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.
by Tttain285 December 9, 2020
Get the Soup and a lap dancemug. A women who uses the word no to try and get men to force themselves onto them sexually, this can happen with clothes on or off.
That bitch signed into the barracks and came into my room, took her own panties off then gonna tell me no ??
Get the fuck out of here lap dogg, tryna bite me bitch...
Get the fuck out of here lap dogg, tryna bite me bitch...
by Ragnar Funnies September 5, 2018
Get the Lap Doggmug. by Flowerling April 28, 2021
Get the Lappingmug. .
by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025
Get the what you once thought was out of your reach could fall into your lap because the frequency auditor.mug. When one lady reaches down the front, and another reaches down the back and they join hand at the taint. They hold hands and it's nice ♥️
by Ashleezona April 12, 2019
Get the Vic-tory lapmug. Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.
Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.
by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023
Get the loo lap logmug. This is often said by the wild and obese Caseoh when harassing Dolores from 60 Seconds whilst he chows down on a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich.
by CaseOhEarthquakeVictim#2332 October 2, 2024
Get the Crap in my lapmug.