get a load on

To get really drunk/hammered/slammed.

It was indeed a good night to get a load on.

by |<3\/1|\| 5P3|\|C3R December 6, 2005

Shit Load

10% more than you can carry at one time.

I can't carry this shit load of boards back to the truck.

by Chris Brennan March 14, 2008

Londra

Sort of withdrawn, and alone but the prettiest girl one could imagine, she's nice, sweet and has a great personality. Her only issue is that she tends to break away easily, so be careful when you're with her.

I like Londra, but i'm scared she'll tell me to go away.

by Trancetheking March 19, 2013

Homework Load

An abnormally large cum load, usually occurring when one decides to wank off to deal with their stress over homework.

-Dude! I wasn't at school yesterday. What's the homework load like in Mr. London's class?
-Man, it's ridiculous! It got all over my new computer!
-Dude, that blows!

by bwnerpwner62 May 1, 2010

The Load

The most gorgeous piece of meat seen in todays world. this is located between the torso and the ankleless tree trunks of a paticularly fluffy woman. this gorgeous load will cover and shield the vagina from any and all foreign objects. A 12 story complex resides inside for newcommers to tear up. on the 4th floor you will find the juice section.(a new flavor every week!!) This is by far the best known part of the load and has been known to cure many illnesses except for sickle cell or any nigger diseases. if you are planning to make a trip to the load, consult an experienced load-climber. there is no need for clothes. beware, every weekend there is a campfire of queers that lasts for hours and attracts a variety of strange creatures. a man called 'the spooner' has a strip club set up on tuesdays and fridays and if you're lucky he will burst from behind the curtain wearing only his tiger shirt. !!be careful!! you can easily get lost in the load . this will require a team of experienced load-climbers to come get you. Newcommers will always need a load guide and that's just for safety purposes. until recently we have only seen a small portion of the load and science is doing its best to inquire knowledge about this amazing piece of heaven.

Dude! have you been to The Load lately?

Ya man! Once i went in there for 3 years! it was amazing..

by paulette's load July 5, 2009

loaded question

A question that has a hidden purpose behind it's asking. The questioner will usually ask the question to find something out without blatantly asking.

"Hey John, was Chrissy at Matt's house yesterday?"
"Yeah, they're going out... That was a loaded question, wasn't it?"
"Yeah, and thanks."

by mylovedenied October 22, 2005

Lock n' Load

The act of masturbating yourself to the point of full erection and then wrapping the base of the penis tightly with string, rubber band, zip tie, speaker wire, etc. so that you can constantly maintain said erection and will always be ready should an opportunity for sex present itself.

Erectile dysfunction is common among liberals. Therefore, lock n' load is a standard operating procedure for them.

by 23rd Chromosome November 23, 2015