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swimming lessons on the penis

A term used to mean dickriding. Made popular by Ludacris's new single, "Money Maker"
Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius
by D-Miles September 14, 2006
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Sociology lesson

A safe place if you're anything except a non-white male.
Even though it's a broad subject and interesting subject filled with ideas, a sociology lesson can easily be whittled down to "white men are racists, everyone else are oppressed".

One of the few places leftists feel completely empowered and morally superior where as long as you hate white men, you're never wrong.
A: I'm getting so sick of Anatomy & Physiology. As a bi-gender grey demi queer unicorn fairy flute toothpaste toenail chicken ankle, it's just insulting to see all this bullshit.

B: We can always go check out a sociology lesson, it's the one place we can escape their oppressive patriarchal misogynistic white supremacy. Sociology understands who we are. They're there to protect our feelings.
by Reppy07 December 8, 2016
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lessa

In Icelandic, "lessa" refers to a feminine girl of the lesbian variety.
Ethan: So I talked to that girl at the bar last night, but she was totally a lessa.
by TotalLessa September 1, 2011
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Teach her a lesson

Aussie term for fucking a hot, but dumb or stupid girl. As if by some magic the act of banging her would knock some sense into her.
Oh that Kelly’s a stupid bitch, geeze I’d love to teach her a lesson”
by Robby101 November 1, 2006
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learn you a lesson

VERY POOR Junky English. The author/s need the Grammar Bammer to Hammer Correct Grammar into them...

It should be Teach or Taught; and It was in My Day.
You call that winning at Gotham City Project?
Gimme that controller and I'll TEACH YOU A LESSON!

Learn you a lesson? That's shabby, poor and utterly bad english! Learn some, before I teach you some!
by J. Michael Reiter April 19, 2006
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Lessee

A contraction of "Let's See". Can be used as either street slang, or internet slang. Also spelt "Lesse".
Uber-1337 version would be 135533, although this is not commonly used.
You want a file from FilePlanet? Lessee what I can find...
by Avatar May 26, 2003
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Lessthanme

The ironic term used to describe someone who is set in his ways and thinks that people with different beleifs are inherently bad.
Jake is such a lessthanme. He thinks that everyone who disagrees with him is inherently wrong or bad.
by Morethanyou March 15, 2009
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