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People are called "leave" when they are a hater of the famous kpop group Stray kids
Just get your leave ass out of here
by Skymnm July 3, 2021
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Maternity Leave

a period of absence from work granted to people for paid leave.
"Maternity Leave?" *looks under table* "But you're all males!"
by Wither24 July 19, 2022
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I'm not leaving

Hey! Drone strike ME. Or at least try to drone strike me. See if it works.

Hym "I'm not leaving. You are acting like the weaponized schizophrenia was MY idea. That is just what I'm CALLING it, fuck-face. I was fair enough in mind at least to consider that I was wrong. But what you are doing is telling people 'He thinks people are

✌️✊️✌️✊️WeApOnIzInG sChIzOpHrEnIa✌️✊️✌️✊️ But really he's just morally wrong about everything and I KNOW they are doing it. But he just THINKS that. And that's all he does. There's nothing else beyond that but only because he said it about my religion. And he just does nothing all day.' What I do on a day to day basis is dictated entirely what resources I have.
And unlike some long haired internet faggot I'm not have unearned resources shoved in all my hole by everyone around me for absolutely no reason because I'm the exactly same internet retard as every other internet retard who can pull a crowd and instead I'm having resources extracted under the guise of that very moral delusion. And then you find out POST HOC that there are remarks about child murder now you're trying to turn it into this thing where because I was trying to prove it was happening wrong, it invalidates the fact that if any child murder occurred, it wasn't murder instructions. I'm not leaving. I'm illiciting the response that I want. It doesn't need to take the form of a question and I don't have to take no for an answer. Just fucking do the thing assholes."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2025
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Mamaternity Leave

the period of time when a brother of the mother (mama) temporarily leaves his job to help his sister and look after the baby
Sonu is on mamaternity leave since last October
by SulKab April 8, 2023
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get that head get that bread and leave

so wait the saying "get that head get that bread and leave" refers to getting stimulation to the male reproductive organ using the oral cavity usually to reach climax most refer to as "cumming" and then proceed to collect "bread" or the currency used in that place in the world that usually holds value in the stuff you are able to acquire with it, and then proceed to leave the (usually other sex) partner for an undisclosed reason.
He really did get that head get that bread and leave?
by SuperAngel November 9, 2021
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Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap

A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate
I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs
by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2021
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Squeeze and leave

Similar to dine and dash. Squeeze and leave is when you take a poop and do not wipe.
Person 1: Hurry! We have to leave right now
Person 2: Okay i just did a squeeze and leave we can go
by Lord of fartz August 7, 2019
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