Kit

Sex, in need of sex or pussy.

Buddy’s Jonesing For a kit

by Fairway2048 March 3, 2021

Survival Kit

The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).

Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”

Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Kit

Shorten term for the word "Kitten"
Mostly used by a code word within gang stalking groups to identify their target.

"Kit"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"
"Kit"

by PolishB1stard March 10, 2021

Y-Kit

When a group of "Y-Kit" young Karen's in training say "they are uncomfortable"
the equivalent of "I fear for my life"

Lia Thomas stroking fear into her swim team while they change from birthday suit to clothes, you know Lia Thomas' future Karen card is revoked.

The Y-Kit revoked Lia Thomas' Karen card of privilege.

by Political content January 27, 2022

Kit Young

Freaking underrated KING, mostly known for playing Jesper Fahey (sharpshooter, bi king extraordinaire) in Netflix's Shadow and Bone. Will play Rafal in the upcoming movie School for Good and Evil

A: Do you know who Kit Young is?
B: no-
A: Look him up right now. Right. Now.

by Remiss_Rys January 16, 2022

iPad kit

A cat who has excessive screen time on devices like an iPad, combining the traits of an "iPad kid" and a "kitten" (a young cat under 1 year of age). An iPad kit is addicted to online games like Roblox or Fortnight, spends most of the day glued to screens, is chronically online, lacks physical activity, and rarely interacts with their owner.

Ever since I got my kitten an iPad, she's turned into a total iPad kit—she just sits there swiping at the screen and ignoring me while I call her!

by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025

Kit Kat

A kit kat is a type of chocolate that is very popular! It is typically served frozen, or handed out at Halloween time.

I got a Kit Kat on my candy bucket!

Mom, can I get a Kit Kat from the shelf?

by Kate Dare October 23, 2015