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University of Kentucky

The best university in the nation. Great parties, always something to do, and it seems like all the hot girls come to UK. Despte what you will hear from haters, UK does care about academics, and it is not a hillbilly university.

Home of the greatest tradition in college basketball. Every game hosts 24,000 screaming fans of the Big Blue Nation, and you're surrounded by a beautiful sea of blue. There's no greater moment of your life than watching Kentucky put down Louisville or Tennessee in Rupp Arena.
Student 1: "I can't decide where to go to college, man"
Student 2: "Come to the University of Kentucky, dude!! it's awesome!!!"
by Evaniscool September 5, 2011
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I'll Funky Kentucky for what be Groovy at

1.The coolest sentence you can make with the magnets given to you by the whisky add in Esquire.

2.Self Explanitory
I'll Funky Kentucky for what be Groovy at if you give me a cookie.
by Fat_Prophet September 20, 2005
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kentucky fried nigger tits

Henry: *leg snaps off* KENTUCKY FRIED NIGGER TITS that really fucking hurt. omfg get a doctor.
by f00l June 26, 2008
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Kentucky Cold Cock

The act of inserting, unbeknownst to one's significant other, a frozen hot dog (or other phallus-like frozen meat) in the stead of one's own genitalia; usually occuring under the cover of darkness.
It has been so cold out lately that my wife barely fussed when I gave her a kentucky cold cock.

I can think of no better use for those mummified foot longs that have been in the downstairs freezer forever than by kentucky cold cocking the next eight chicks that pass through my bedroom.

*please do not misspeak by remembering, if it's not a suprise, it's not a real kentucky cold cock.
by Roseymalt January 7, 2010
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Kentucky Windmill

This is when you lubricate your legs and you partners butt, so when she sits on your cock she can spin in circles.
C'mon babe! Time for the Kentucky Windmill.
by jiggledoes-R-Us March 13, 2010
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kentucky oil change

The insertion of alcohol into one's rectum using a funneling device. Typically using bourbon or whiskey.
How about we head to the kitchen and make a kentucky oil change?
by fuzzy bunny original December 28, 2011
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Melber Kentucky

A small town south of Paducah with a population of about 750. Not much is notable about it other than its zip code.
The zip code for Melber Kentucky is 42069.
by awmm January 30, 2021
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