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Kansas City Casserole

A Kansas City Casserole is when you insert all of the ingredients of a tater-tat casserole(ground beef, tater tots, cheddar cheese, ranch seasoning, yellow onion, etc) into the participants spread anus and then engage in aggressive anal sex with the for-mentioned person to heat the ingredients. After both chefs climax you will scoop the semen covered Kanas City Casserole out with a serving spoon and enjoy.😋
Ethan: are you coming to the lake tomorrow with us?

Kailin: I don’t know man my stomach and rectum are still in pain from that Kansas City Casserole
by swagtootuff September 18, 2024
mugGet the Kansas City Casserolemug.

Kansas flash bang

When you give her the good anal slip after you just took her out to a fancy date to Taco Bell and it sprays out at high speed
Gave my wife the good ol Kansas flash bang last night.
by Kansas kids February 11, 2020
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Kansas City Splatters

1. The inevitable aftermath of eating any raw ocean fish as sushi or sashimi, in a landlocked area of any country. Applies equally to the explosive process out of the piehole or the one located at the yonder end of the alimentary canal.

2. Kansas City’s Premier Foosball Team, consistently ranked #6 by Field & Stream.
1. Phanh-hang: “O no sweetie did you need me to grab you the Dude Wipes, or the Depends again?”

Sweetie: “BISHH WE ALL OUDDATHEWIPES UUNNGHHH SPLTHTHPHPHTHTTTT I GOTS DA KANSAS CITY SPLATTERS FROM BLEEAAACCGGHCGGHH THAT SUSHIGGLURBGBGHGRBLEGGGGGG <<splattt>> <<FAAAART!>> WE ATED IN TOPEKA. BLEGHGHGEGCHH.”

2. “Wow. The 2025-26 season for the Kansas City Splatters just dropped. Quick — go grab Dad’s Amex card!”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 26, 2025
mugGet the Kansas City Splattersmug.

Kansas Krusader

The act of a female upside down atop her male partner in the upright 69 position currently injecting one another with Meth and then complete a happy ending with a Meth induced blumpkin and oral.
I met this chick last night off the internet anf she had some meth so I suggested we do the Kansas Krusader.
by Midwes$t March 6, 2020
mugGet the Kansas Krusadermug.

Kansas Pizzeria

When you throw up pizza while giving a blowjob, and you use it as an extra liquid because you just smoked a shit ton of weed and you have cottonmouth.
Girl 1: Girl, You have no idea, what happened last nights.

Girl 2: Tell me!! Tell me!!
Girl 1: I was giving this guy head last night, after I smoke a shit ton of pot, and ate a lot of pizza.. and I threw up my pizza while giving him head!! I gave him a Kansas Pizzeria!!
by Mictasty December 13, 2019
mugGet the Kansas Pizzeriamug.

Kansas crabapple

When you place someone else’s head up your ass and give a nice 90 degree twist in either direction thereby giving they receiver a clearer view of things
My dad has no idea which exit to take so I gave him a Kansas crabapple
by zebRaTamer112 May 14, 2018
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Kansas City Mudpie

When Jackson Mahomes forces someone to push his stool in at gunpoint
I don’t care how many times I have to get Kansas City Mudpied as long as Patrick Mahomes keeps winning superbowls.
by MahomesMadeMe February 29, 2024
mugGet the Kansas City Mudpiemug.

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