Dirty Kansas

When you put a fleshlight on a drill and let it spin on your fat cock like a wild tornado

Paco: "Dude my dick is chaffed from that Dirty Kansas."
Quinn: "You gotta use bacon grease as lube bro, the Dirty Kansas is a force to be reckoned with."

by puerto_rican_fecal_master November 24, 2022

Kansas Kick

The act of lying

Humbos Kansas kicking us right now

by Tiddys May 9, 2020

Kansas Tornader

A sexual position where the male spins the female around on a bed and licks their clitoris. After that the make inserts into the female's ass and spins around until climax.

Jace: I just gave my girlfriend a Kansas Tornader
William: try not to have an assbaby

by Goddamnit James June 1, 2018

Bleeding Kansas

When a girl is on her period and blood starts coming out of her vagina.

Guy: UwU

Girl: I think Bleeding Kansas is happening to me
Guy: OwO

by BautistaBombHer June 5, 2018

Augusta Kansas

Prolly the most boring place to live on the planter earth. If you are in the class of '18, u get fucked up every weekend

"Augusta Kansas is this place to party"

by Dylmitch September 22, 2016

kansas

a tornada highway with winds fasta then mah sneeze from mah alergens that be maken mah sneeze

yo this kansas wether beh meaken mah sneeze

by yoyoyo its noobmaster69 August 6, 2019

Kansas City Mudpie

When Jackson Mahomes forces someone to push his stool in at gunpoint

I don’t care how many times I have to get Kansas City Mudpied as long as Patrick Mahomes keeps winning superbowls.

by MahomesMadeMe February 29, 2024