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gammy knee 

Whenever you have a sore knee from rugby. There are 3 stages of gammy knee:
1. Faking it
2. Sore knee
3. Operation
"Are you going to rugby?"
"No i have a gammy knee"
gammy knee by Rugby injuries June 4, 2014

Hitty Knee

-DO NOT CONFUSE WITH FORKY EYE-

A game native to Castlegregory, commonly played when irrecoverably gargled. Hitty Knee involves any amount of players above two people.

Everyone sits in a circle, with one knee facing into the centre. One person is given the immeasurable honour of having the first go. They can choose to either lightly caress or thwomp the bejesus out of another players knee. It is now that persons turn.
The game continues like this until the *Final Round*.
For the final round, every player chooses an available knee (other than their own) and gently, affectionately drapes their hand over said knee, keeping it there.

*Bonus Quickfire Round*
The game accelerates to ludicrous speed, with everyone putting the full force of a god into their swing.
"Ay Darren, how about a good game of hitty knee?"
"Sure sign me up there now buachaill"
Hitty Knee by Peanuts Baker April 8, 2018

Drop the knee 

When doing a girl doggie-style, instead of having both knees on the ground, bringing one knee up, leaving the other on the ground.
This modification of a classic move allows for deeper penetration and more leverage.
"What happened with that date last night?"
"Totally dropped the knee on her, she came buckets."

"Yo, Josh! Remember to drop the knee when you're with your girl."
Drop the knee by The Phillip Jenkins December 17, 2008

bad knee 

(n) slang for a man's penis. First used by the fictional television character John Locke (Lost) in this dream I had.
John Locke: Man, she is something. If things go right, I might be slipping her the bad knee.
bad knee by strangerface March 23, 2010
southern term for second to youngest child.
My baby is 2,my knee baby is 3, and my first is 5.
knee baby by Gunshyne September 16, 2004

kneecapping 

The act of permanently destroying someone’s kneecaps. Often done with a firearm (as popularised in film and television), a baseball bat or lead pipe or other blunt instrument, or a power drill (often used in conjunction with a countersunk drill bit and popular with the IRA).
When the police heard the screaming, they knew that Shamus had been on the wrong end of an IRA kneecapping.
kneecapping by Don January 7, 2004