by John'sFriend August 6, 2018
Get the Johnmug. a teenager that usually never takes showers(smells like shit), acts like a Mexican, and usual if lucky has a girlfriend that has no ass,and has a micro penis
by John Schlegel February 26, 2015
Get the Johnmug. A person who would take your life away to make themselves happy. Take all your friends and have you look like the bad person. Also a back stabbing bitch. Also very sarcastic.
by You already know bitches May 14, 2017
Get the johnelysmug. 
A fucking bitch that want to fuck every man and woman on earth and leaves them for dead when he’s done with them and likes to him exploit every single person he dates
John is a fucking bitch
by DragonbornM March 5, 2020
Get the Johnmug. John is an athlete man who loves to fuck around about not being a virgin but little does he knows he is a virgin. He’s really big and buff. He’s loves to jokes around but sometimes his jokes can be harsh. He’s tan and has brown eyes. Hes annoying too. John is a player.
by Joey666cumface May 1, 2018
Get the Johnmug. A emo kid that talks about suicide and listens to emo songs and also searches up memes, but steals some of them.
by ThatAfkGuy September 12, 2016
Get the Johnmug.