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Beautiful inside and out. Johayna's are very anxious people and can't handle more than 5 minutes of social interaction. Loves having friends but hates making friends.
Great person to be around if they like you.
Person 1: My friend is a Johayna.

Person 2 : Omg you managed to befriend a Johayna ? How did you do that they are so socially awkward.
Person 1: No that means she just didn't like you.
Johayna by Saaaal November 24, 2021
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Johann is a player how is one of the most incredible game maker of all time. His touch is unbelievable. His shooting is strong as fuck but but the ball go straight up to the moon. Johann got a body like a beast. At fridaynights Johann performed in his mood. If he start running nobody can caught him cause he is the G.O.A.T. Johann is a motherfucking god.
Johann the player.
Johann by Cactusjack999 November 25, 2021
The best mom you could think of
Person: Your kid looks awful
Johanne: *shoots them*
Johanne by Ollibolli November 27, 2021
Only one of a kind. Mesmerizing. Loyal as fuck. Johamna is not the girl of your dreams. She is the one pleasing your fantasies and nurturing your reality.
Johamna will break you bed, enjoy.

Don’t cross Johamna, it’s a death wish.
Johamna by YoHaamNah November 27, 2021
The one girl who manages to steal your heart and make you wanna spend every day and night with em'

She's most likely barely 5 ft but still she gonna mess sh*t up

my/your rockstar girl
she's the world, best,everything,your love,only love
guys I finally bagged johonna and she's the best girlfriend I could every have
johonna by africuntisfunkdis November 29, 2021

Johannesbug 

I went to Johannesburg, South Africa and caught the Johannesbug.
Johannesbug by Minnecrapolis December 3, 2021
A guy who threatens to expose you but is to scared to do it
guy 1: im going to expose u haha
guy 2: ill tell guy 3 haha dont be such a johnna
guy 1: noo
Johnna by uwuoworawrx3 December 8, 2021