Joel

A self harming depressed bitch, who doesn’t have a life, who doesn’t have a girlfriend and can’t get one, even if he does get on the relationship isn’t gonna last, sometimes dreams about jumping off a balcony, somehow makes matters worse rather than make them better

Person 1: “someone is trying to kill themselves do something!”
Person 2: “is it Joel?”
Person 1: “yes”
Person 2: “why am I not surprised”

by Simp.16 November 21, 2021

Joel

He’s an absolute fruity don and if not careful will clap your mums left clit till soggy. If you don’t use your words carefully around him he will grab your knob and tie it into a knot

:bully”hey Joel give me your sperm you jumbo sized mug” :Joel”who the fuck do you think your talking to”. :Joel”*ties knob into the shape of a giraffe

by Bobs a dollop November 23, 2021

Joel

He does not follow the rules. He is the one running the chaos, sitting behind that computer.. watching it unfold. He is the reason everything is going chaotic. He is the one running it all.

Also known as the game-master of the 2024 video game Helldivers 2 who runs the galactic war and makes MOs, starts defenses, etc

"Oh god this world is so chaotic right now.."
"Blame Joel!"
"Blame who?"
"Joel! He's the reason why everything is chaotic!"

by isntdylanvibing July 25, 2024

Joel

The greatest drug lord you will ever find in the whole of Latin America, fuck Pablo Escobar, joel was the don. He was the one who guided Pablo Escobar to become the greatest drug lord in the world. “Money power women drugs” was Joel’s motto for a successful career.

Mum who is that?
‘Shush, it’s Joel your worst fuckin nightmare’

by Lakesidesmsm November 23, 2021

Joel

SUSPICIOS BIG BOOTY BOY THAT LIKES MEN AND HAS A CAT NAMED GIZMO

look at that guys ass, he must be a joel!

by anonymous October 16, 2022

Joel Wharton

A hot short feeble skinny man who has a thing for girls and always gets rejected.
He eats chocolate logs and is a stick.

Girl 1: Have you seen a Joel Wharton over there?
Girl 2: I Know. I rejected him

by IMAPIECEOFPOO November 17, 2019

Joel

Joel is the name of a guy who never remembers a person’s name. Usually he’ll have an obnoxious voice and talk a lot. These are usually silent laughers as well. Joel’s are some of the dumbest boys you will ever meet. Stay away.

That guy forgot my name….
Lemme guess his name was Joel?
How’d you know

by woelwappa June 17, 2022