jizz ritual

Is a jizz ritual a ritual with jizz involved

Bro that jizz ritual was kind of insane

by jizz ritual Man January 6, 2021

Jizz

The white stuff that comes out your helmet when your under cover

IM ABOUT TO JIZZ ALL OVER THIS SLUTS FACE

by Ispeakengland July 25, 2023

orgasmically-jizzable

Being so unbeliveabley funny that it gives girls a full body orgasm and they jizz themselves

He is so orgasmically-jizzable it's mind blowing

by Kalonisabumder August 1, 2010

blender jizz

When the spoon used to push the ingredients down to the blade hits said blade a full speed, the resulting spray of blended material is similar to ejaculation, hitting everything from eyelids to counter top, even reaching the ceiling like the most potent cumming of a porn star (or a a should-be porn star)

God dammit, Bobbie, you Blender Jizzed all over grandma's denture again

by the world famous L November 20, 2010

pre-jizz

pre-ejaculation fluid.

Billy: My pre-jizz is making my cock go smoothly

Cindy: Yes I love it

by TheCantonCock December 18, 2014

Oreo Jizz Sandwich

The act of having sex and, at climax, the male getting two Oreo cookie sides, and putting his semen in between them, Then the girl proceeds to eat the Oreo Jizz sandwich. Putting the Oreo in the woman's vagina is optional.

''DUDE! My girlfriend just at my Oreo Jizz Sandwich!''
''RIGHTEOUS MAN!''

by Mongarrhea August 7, 2014

No Jizz June

Similar to No Nut November, but it takes place after the event. Only the truest form of gods seek to complete it. The rules are as follows:

Don't jizz in June. If you do, you will lower your role that you obtained in No Nut November and go back to a mere man. If you complete it, it is prophesied you will be the reincarnation of the mightiest of all beings, the peak of human evolution, the Default Skin. Everyone will have to T-pose not as a sign of dominance but as a sign of weakness and worship.

Be aware, No Jizz June is DEFINITELY NOT for the faint hearted. If you attempt after failing No Nut November, there will be disastrous consequences. Do NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES try this unless you are a god amongst men.

Friend: 'Yo bro, did you hear about No Jizz June? Apparently if you complete you get the power of the Mighty Jizz.'
You: 'It was tough, but I accomplished by task. I completed No Jizz June.'
Everyone within a 500 metre radius of you: T

by GreatProphetBill November 2, 2018