jason wahler

A douchebag from the MTV Show Laguna Beach that is always trying to get in every girls' pants.

He'd been around so much he was like a Jason Wahler

by Elizabeth The Amazing August 8, 2006

jason derulo

1) a black r&b singer who tries too hard to be Michael Jackson (Seriously, have you seen him! He's always wearing one white glove and a red leather jacket. Also the way he dances and the random "UHHS" and "HIHIES" in his songs) His songs are also mostly him just singing over other peoples music (Bittersweet Symphony, Hide and Seek)
2) something you say when your tired of sitting around saying nothing with friends.For the full affect, you have to say it like he does is the beginning of "In My Head" (JAY-SSSON DAA-ROU-LOWW)

1)Amy: My gawd, did you see Jason Derulo's new music video? It's him singing over Single Ladies wearing a fedora hat!
Brad: No, but I heard that in his next one, he's going to turn into a werewolf and him and an angry crowd of musically capable zombies chase his girlfriend and then stop in the middle of the street and preform a perfectly choreographed dance.
Amy: Wow really? That sounds like the kind of thing that will redefine music videos forever!

2)*silence*
Phil: JAY-SSSSON DAA-ROU-LOOWWW!
Hannah: Phil you would...

by aswizzle October 22, 2010

Hot Jason

When a Russian of ill repute offers a man a cup of tea, and instead of tea she will piss in a cup and heats it to a scalding temperature. She will then throw it in his face, and when he's overcome with pain she will steal his wallet.

Minka: Can I get you tea?

AJ: I'd love some, but Im getting a bj right?

Minka: Yes, here is tea

AJ: AHHHH! A hot Jason!

Minka: Give me wallet

by MMLibby September 26, 2010

janson

Probably the most fricking awesome sharpshooting pilot in Star Wars EU EVER.

"Yub yub, commander!"

by Wes Janson April 27, 2005

Jaxson

Jaxson is a cute, cool, funny, really hot, super sexy, nice, guy. He is really athletic but slender and is a boxer. Jaxson has a really really big dick.

"Omg did you see Jaxson walk down the hall!"

"Yeah! He is so fucking hot! I wish he would fuck me with his big dick!"
"Who doesn't?!"
" You're right, no one wouldn't want to be fucked by Jaxson.

by Who Will I Be?It's up to me! October 24, 2018

jason

a cool guy you meet over the internet, bit odd, but brilliant and can make you laugh at the drop of a hat.

i feel so sad OMDs JASON hahaahahahahahahahhah :)

by gerkin September 11, 2012

Jason Kidd

Jason Kidd looks white but he is actually half black, half white. His father is black and his mother is white. He used to play for the Phoenix Suns, now he plays for the New Jersey Nets.

I don't even like sports.

by jpj March 25, 2004