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Jake Paul

A YouTuber who became famous because Disney paid YouTube to promote him. He has a brother Logan Paul and is constantly having feuds with him. He releases crappy diss tracks and weird songs and because he can't sing like Logan, he stuck with rapping. He has brainwashed the world and his fanbase is a bunch of 10-year-old children.
"Jake Paul is the best!" said a misled 10-year-old before being beaten up.
by The Definer of Random Rubbish September 6, 2017
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I be wanting some Jake up in this crib girllll! (; sexy, sweet, & dangerous... everything a girl could want. He likes it rough so give it to him like that to please him ladies.. Men, beware.. Jakes will still yo lady! Badass and gorgeous... Have a nice ass too.
" woah Jake.. "
by TommyTomKimmyKom November 20, 2013
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A freaking idiot that makes crapy songs and gets 7 million subscribers off of it
by Johny honny July 17, 2017
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Jake's have an abnormally large penis of at least ten inches. They are able to erect easily and are known as the "sex god". You would be lucky to know a jake.
"He was such a jake in bed last night"
by Stevetheman123098 December 14, 2013
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He is amazing and strong and he will fuck u up bad like shitting bad 😂😂😂 Watch our for a Jake cuz he will beat the shit out of u 😂😂
by bestpersoneverxx December 15, 2018
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(N.) The most amazing guy anyone will ever meet. He's caring, sweet, compassionate, stunning, trustworthy, breathtaking, and the only guy that can completely sweep a girl off her feet. The one boy on the planet that knows how to treat a girl right and keep her smiling twenty four hours a day, three hundred sixty-five days a year. He's perfect from head to toe and there's no combination of words that could actually express how incredible he is. I love you baby<3
My boyfriend's name is Jake and he is the love of my life. There's no one that could ever replace him or love me the way he does.
by chanel saiid November 14, 2009
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A lying ass ugly as fuck cunt who rose to fame by his MUCH BETTER brother Logan Paul and by lying about many things. In 2016 he landed the roll ‘Dirk’ on Disney's terrible show Bizaardvark but was soon dropped from Disney in 2017 because of his terrible behavior and reputation. He cheated on his “girlfriend” THE QUEEN Alissa Violet, was kicked out of the Team 10 house and soon got a much better boyfriend FaZe Banks. Jake also has released music I like to refer to as ear rape such as “It’s Everyday Bro” and “Ohio Fried Chicken”. He also had shitty Vines and is infamous for saying “Dab On Them Haters” which his fan base of 7 to 12 year old kids also say.
Friend #1: Hey, can you take me to the doctors my ears hurt?
Friend#2: Yeah sure do you know what might be wrong though?
Friend#1: I don’t know, the last thing I did was listen to Jake Paul and Team 10s music!?
Friend#2: Ohhhh, you probably have an ‘ear rape’ infection. Don’t worry it’s pretty common!
by Aneera :) November 21, 2017
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