by mxmi October 19, 2018
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by Big wubbie February 4, 2019
Get the Jake mug.Jake is a guy who plays video games all day. Which isnt bad until he cant get up so he craps his pants and he has no other way to clean it up. So, he eats it. Thats why his breathe smells like crap.
by TheUglyFish December 7, 2019
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by Grace1313 December 26, 2017
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Person 1: Yo, have u seen Jake from yubo?
Person 2: brooooooo yeah he’s so fucking sexy
Person 1: Yo, have u seen Jake from yubo?
Person 2: brooooooo yeah he’s so fucking sexy
by oogaboogasym July 8, 2019
Get the Jake mug.A guy that thinks he is good at everything. Usually tries to get girls but never works out. They think they are better than everyone but it gets them no where. The kinda guy that gets beat up. Jakes usual suck at sports and get shamed in front of everyone then just go home or leave. Don't belong on the top of the group, belong more toward the bottom where the scrubs are.
1. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.
1. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.
1. Man that kid is such a jake, he probably doesn't have any friends.
2. Yo I just beat up this loser, I think his name was Jake.
3. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.
2. Yo I just beat up this loser, I think his name was Jake.
3. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.
by Jake toolman June 17, 2018
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