loomis job

The act of finding yourself £1.3m richer as a result of stashing multiple Loomis bags in the bottom drawer of your work desk

Person 1: There he goes splashing the cash again! David has bought himself a new house and spends every night drinking in the pub.

Person 2: That'll be the £1.3m he got from the Loomis job.

by Spurtesh November 9, 2013

blow-jobbing

An adjective used to describe someone who frequently gives blow jobs, especially someone who gives blow jobs as a substitute for sex.

That girl Alex is a blow-jobbing whore.

by Gingerlee May 6, 2010

whack job

A complete loon-ball. A crazy person. Nut-Job.

He's nuts. A complete and total whack job.

by Devious Steve O May 30, 2006

plate job

A fetish act where one deficates onto a glass plate which is held above another's face for viewing pleasure.

That plate job you gave me was lovely, darling, it oozed for a while, smeared nicely, and smelled an awful lot like flowers!

by Big D January 9, 2003

Hatchet Job

() Performing an action in a very rough, inprecise, and uncraftsman like fashion. The end result of the action is a completed task that is of very poor quality.

Bill: I finished working on installing the garage door.
Jim: That is some hatchet job you've done there.

by Malex2200 July 20, 2010

ghost job

while wearing a sheet with holes for the eyes and mouth. The act of oral sex is performed. while the female is the wearing the sheet/ghost costume. The guy must be spooked or it will not work.

Also known as "Geej", "GJ", "Ghosty", "Ghost to the most"

Daaaamn girl, you fine! Let me get a ghost job in the corner!

by macock, Jmurk, dr. rob, Gjcobe July 12, 2009

Bro job

When getting a Blow job from your best friend (bro).

Dude, I got a Bro job from Johnny last night.

by MC Bengi May 22, 2013