Jessica Biel

An up-and-coming actress with perfect tits. Oh yeah, she also has an incredibly hot body to go along with those perfect tits.
Dude, did you see that Jessica Biel chick's nice, big, round tits?
by Miko Pussi August 04, 2007
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jessica rowe

Jessica Rowe was a contestant in Miss Universe Canada 2010. She was one of the top 20.

Jessica was born and raised in the Township of King. Upon achieving the Ontario Scholar Award at King City Secondary she began her studies at the University of Western Ontario where she is currently completing a degree in Commercial Aviation and Business Management.

As one of the fives females enrolled in the Commercial Aviation Program (Class of 2012), among over 50 males, she hopes to promote and bring awareness to many occupational fields that are still primarily male-dominated around the world, such as aviation. It is her goal to have her Private Pilot License before the end of December 2009.

Jessica is also an active member in her community, promoting preservation of the environment and encouraging sustainable living. She volunteers at the Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Annual Charles Sauriol Environmental Dinner for the Living City every year and numerous other environmental awareness events.
Claire: I wish I could be like Jessica Rowe, she's in Miss Universe and she's a pilot

Francine: And she volunteers for the environment

John: I want to Marry her, she has beautiful blonde locks
by sillylittleindian December 15, 2010
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Jessica Simpson

The two extremes.
by Luka June 21, 2004
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Dirty Jessica

When a girl gives an over the pants hand job at a party with family and friends present.
Butch totally got a Dirty Jessica at the family Christmas party.
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Jessica Simpson

Female who pretends to be stupid for attention and high ratings.
I find it appauling that girls think you have to pull a Jessica Simpson to be noticed.
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Jessica Biel

Any really Hot Chick who looks like the actress. Also a girl who I'd love to fuck.
"She looks like Jessica Biel
by Wear February 22, 2006
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jessica simpson

The only person alive that can't see the difference between chicken and tuna.
*Jessica simpson eating 'sea chicken' (tuna)*
Jessica: is this chicken or tuna?
Nick Lachey: omg..
by Weapons of no mass destruction September 09, 2006
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