man junk

Body wash made for the specific male anatomy. Uses tree extracts, aloe vera and other ingredients to fight sweat, odor and dryness.

“Ever since I’ve started running, using Man Junk has helped keep my downstairs in good condition.”

by mainman July 7, 2008

man junk

Reference to the male genitalia, specifically the testicles and scrotum.

“That streaker’s man junk was bouncing all over the place.”

by mainman April 9, 2008

Junkie Chic

The look of waif thin, rocker...usually...
gaunt thin faces extremely think...pale bodies...(not necessarily) .. dressed in black ...sort of post Velvet Underground ish...

The Kills are Junkie Chic...

by starpower March 4, 2009

junk drawers

Slang used to describe when you can see all of a guy’s junk just flopping around in his pants, usually when going commando.

Look at that wildman running around like an animal in his junk drawers!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

Net-Junkie

Net-Junkie: (Noun) a person who is addicted to the internet or spends a great deal of time surfing the web or 'Diving'. Net-junkies tend to not have lives, although, on rare occasions, one of them unwittingly downloads it from the internet.

Person 1: Oy? Where's Steve?
Person 2: Oh, Steve's on the Net again.
Person 1: He's such a Net-Junkie.

by Nekko Erickson January 18, 2006

Bliss Junkie

A person whose ultimate goal in life is to find bliss. Live it to the fullest, enjoy every minute, have fun, and don't let the bullshit get them down.

Addicted to bliss.

Lucy, I don't think I've ever seen you frown, you're such a bliss junkie.

That bliss junkie loves to spread the bliss.

by ScreamSilently March 11, 2010

junk

male genitalia, male sexual organs, penis+testicles

Dialogue from Juno (2007) movie:

Punk Receptionist: Free condom? They're boysenberry.
Juno: No, thanks. I'm off sex right now.
Punk Receptionist: My boyfriend wears them every time we have intercourse, it makes his junk smell like pie.

by Bletheringeejit January 27, 2008