Jakes

A gang related term used to describe the law enforcement force

Yo Ronnie those jakes are creepin

by Yxng_meme_lord March 24, 2019

Jake

The “god” at everything. The best at sex and the og fortnite pro,also does a lot of stupid shit 24/7

I wanna be jake.

by Jake.69 November 26, 2018

Jake

A jake is usually a bit of a nonce, likes to shit on any surface and likes to talk about sex

That dude wouldn't stop talking about kids
Yeah he's a jake

by Creampie mpie nonce January 20, 2019

Jake

Sexy and cute type he is always in a good mood and takes crap from no one.
He is aldo a person that will suceed in life such as being a actor or music producer

Girl 1: man i need to find a boyfriend
Girl 2:how about a jake

by 123man456man August 12, 2017

Jake

The nicest, most trusting person ever. Jakes try so hard to please you. They have the nicest laugh and are often quite athletic. Jakes are incredible people and everyone wants to be friends with them. Although sometimes quite daring and crazy, they’re really sweet.

girl 1: OMG is that Jake?!?!?
girl 2: yup he totally glow’d up
girl 1: i’d do anything to be with him... his girlfriend is so lucky to have him!
girl 2: ikr! they look so happy together :(

by hey_its_po January 9, 2018

jake

I really do wonder if he thinks he is cool. A dick most of the time and copies peoples jokes

Bruh that was such a Jake move

by Black man in the dark May 30, 2018

Jake

The name is Jake is THE MOST BEST NAME EVER TO FUCKING EXIST ITS BETTER THAN FUCKING JOE,JOHN,JACK...uhhh...JAMIE SO FUCK ALL OTHER NAMES JAKE IS THE BEST

Joe: did you see Jake over there

Jack: yeah I wish I had his name instead of my sad and not as cool name

Steve: yeah

Joe: FUCK OFF STEVE NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE

by YourUrbanGuy February 18, 2020