move the squishmellows

moving the squishmellows entails having sex on someone else's futon. The squishmellows get moved out of common decency and to make more space on the futon.

"how was your weekend with your boyfriend?"

"it was really good!"

"Did you move the squishmellows?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"Yessss the squismellows were moved!"

by Josephina cuntina September 26, 2021

Up-Moving

A word used to describe a mental behavior to always try and be positive. A new word used by the future generation to be positive.

I went hiking today and I felt it was an up-moving experience.

by ShadowPine August 19, 2021

Dooty Move

When someone commits an deceitful or shady act upon a another human being.

"You got asked to be an usher at a wedding and were not invited to the reception? That's a dooty move."

"Hey Brad, why is Jason giving your wife a back massage? That's a dooty move."

by Turd Furgoson June 21, 2013

The Pirate Move

ur fucking ur hoe, when u spit on her back.
So she thinks ur done then u cum in her eye
then u kick her in the shin, Aaragh

Clap, Clap Ouch, Aarragh, The Pirate Move

by P1rateM0ve December 5, 2018

Ghetto Move

When you’re moving a short distance so rather than using traditional moving methods you just walk your stuff to the new place piece by piece.

We are just moving to the apartment complex next door so I think it would be cheaper if we do a ghetto move.

by Sir Fairly Certain March 10, 2019

neo-move

To cause failure do to lack of communication by not using prior knowledge at hand

They really ran away and pulled a neo-move completely screwed us!

I can't believe I pulled a neo-move and screwed my whole team!

by snakevenom1104 March 7, 2023

Muff Move

An act or gesture that is supremely generous, selfless, decent, or otherwise rad. The "yin" to a Dick Move's "yang". Used to highlight a moment where somebody has done something truly excellent to make other people's lives better.

I really needed to get away early, so Brady covered for me in my 4:00 meeting. Absolute muff move. Love that guy.

Remember when Stevo gave me his last smoke because I'd run out and the shops were shut? Muff move!

by Genuine Tool November 11, 2022