mother in law

an old wrinkly woman who hates you and knows that you're banging her daughter
My mother in law stabbed at my longfellow with a three pronged fork.
by Muu August 31, 2004
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out-laws

Former in-laws. After a divorce, your spouse's family are no longer your in-laws, they are your out-laws.
"I'm still on good terms with my out-laws." "My mother-out-law is a real sweet woman. She even sent me a Mother's Day card!" "My out-laws are in town so they stopped by my house to visit their grandchildren."
by JacDod May 18, 2011
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peter in law

When to males have sex with the same person, they become Peter In Laws.
No shit? You banged her too?! That makes us Peter In Laws!
by bottoz September 28, 2004
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Blackberry Law

Blackberry Law dictates that if someone has blackberry bushes growing on their property near a road, these blackberries are free game for anyone to eat, regardless of trespassing. Someone who has roadside blackberries must honor Blackberry Law lest they be labeled a douche.
Blackberry Law: Roadside blackberries are free game for pedestrians and bicyclists.
by tangles10 August 02, 2010
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Amanda's Law

It doesn't matter what other people say. What you say is right. What you believe it to be is how it is. Anything else is far from the truth.
You: I was home all night.

Me: No you worn't you were out with your friends. Your a liar. It's Amanda's Law.
by the_infamous_god July 06, 2011
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Biggie's Law

The scientific term for the popular sentiment "mo money, more problems", famously uttered by the legendary Notorious B.I.G., a.k.a. Christopher Wallace
John: "Damn, yo... niggas be hatin. Everybody been muggin the shit outta me since I got my record deal."

David: "Duh, nigga... Biggie's Law is alive.
by speed_demon92 January 27, 2011
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Rowley's Law

Simply put, Rowley's law states that 8 out of 10 people are idiots or morons. There may be others who have tried to pen similar laws, but Rowley of the M Lounge was the first to describe this phenomena in detail and his older posts describe this to a T. In the most basic terms, you can say the 8 out of 10 rule applies whenever you see someone behaving like a moron (which is often).
That guy Lee just shit his shorts, he must be in the 8 out of 10. That is Rowley's law in its simplest form.
by ccght67 August 15, 2010
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