I’M FUCKING MISERABLE

When your name is oliver munns and you hate yourself

Person 1 - “I’m surprised you haven’t killed yourself yet”

Person 2 - “I’M FUCKING MISERABLE

by The most special special January 24, 2025

i’m hot

i’m hot lol

girl 1: what r u?
me: i’m hot and give good he*d

girl 1: wow i wish i was like u

by urabitchlolzzz November 13, 2020

I’m A Brand

when someone completely loses their sense of humour because it doesn’t fit in with their personal brand

“I’m a brand and my YouTube channel “Andrew On Glue” could be completely destroyed if that joke is associated with my brand”

by seanalfred January 31, 2021

No I’m ain’t

Your ironic response when someone accuses you of being redneck or trashy

Kyle: you are white trash and dumb
You: no I’m ain’t! I went to high skool!

by Dombeast1 April 4, 2021

I’M TRYNA HEEAAAARR!!!!

Something u say when u really wanna hear a song

Man what’s wit dat new shit Big RE$$ got? I’M TRYNA HEEAAAARR!!!!

by YuOfTheNight May 13, 2019

Respect me I’m a senior

What a cocky person says when they think they’re superior to younger acquaintances.

“ thanks man “

“ yah you better thank me, respect me I’m a senior “

by Doodooohead November 24, 2018

I’m cooked

A statement said when you’re in a situation where it’s most likely you'll lose or you’ll end up in a loss.

Teacher: today is the math test, this will count for 58% of your grade
Jerry: I’m cooked

by Pammmma March 8, 2024