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I’m running an entire bank on my laptop

Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.
Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.
by JajajajaDoplhin October 3, 2019
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how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I? Oh Naur!!! Im turning into Bowie Jane.
by Mechanical_11037 November 12, 2023
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No I’m ain’t

Your ironic response when someone accuses you of being redneck or trashy
Kyle: you are white trash and dumb
You: no I’m ain’t! I went to high skool!
by Dombeast1 April 4, 2021
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I’m on Diwo lit

Being in a state of yearning for a latina baddie, hhc vape and empanada.
bro: “Why you yearning for latina baddie, hhc vape and empanada?”
bro 2: “I’M ON DIWO LIT”
by bigbrun0 August 12, 2024
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I’m just a girl

I’m just a girl
Girl your just a hoe
by LsWEBY March 4, 2024
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I’m gonna kill myself

This can be either serious or ironic. If uncertain, please refer to said person’s vocabulary, their mental health history, and the specific situation before responding accordingly. If you’re still unsure, it’s best to ask the person how they meant it and try to be supportive because it can be risky to accidentally brush it off as sarcastic when it isn’t. Always show the ones you care about that you care!

It can be used to represent two different emotions:

1. The person actually wants to kill themself. Typically not used in a joking conversation but use what you know about the person before responding. Do they say it often? Did they end the statement with a period? Did they say sorry/thanks before or after? If they seem sad or reserved, please check in on them. Especially if they start a conversation like this and don’t immediately follow it up with something annoying that happened.

2. This person is either frustrated or embarrassed. Something shitty probably happened to them and this is how they’re expressing that emotion. Feel free to remain wary if someone uses this too much however, because there’s a chance it could be a cry for help. However, try to avoid pointing it out mid-conversation to avoid awkwardness or discomfort. If you can, try to check in on your friend more and make time for them; suffering or not, I’m sure they appreciate it
1: text messages
-“hey friend, I'm gonna kill myself tonight
-life sucks and I just cant do it anymore
-thx for always being there for me and im sorry i couldnt do the same
-<3”

2: also text messages
-“broooo
-im gonna fucking kill myself
-you’ll never believe what Joe said to me
-shit was so embarrassing idk how im ever gonna go back again
-story”

3: irl conversation, ambiguous meaning
“I swear, if Stacy’s mom doesn’t let me hit I’m gonna commit several felonies and then I’m gonna kill myself"
by hey_spacecadet August 2, 2024
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I’m flattered

A phrase a Yannis says when she receives any sort of compliment from a Miles.
It is not used for friend zoning purposes.
“You’re one of the best people in the entire world, Yannis”

“I’m flattered 🥰”
by Zero2’s wifey November 28, 2020
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