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Miami Hurricanes

An NCAA Division I football team that won 5 national championships and hasn't been relevant since 2001. Lots of their players from the 80's-2000's are in prison now.
Some primary Miami Hurricanes rivals include the Florida Gators, Florida State Seminoles, Nebraska Cornhuskers and the Notre Dame Fighting Irish.
by Psedoudnym September 18, 2016
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Hurricane

A reason to move to a hurricane free state or city
We need to move because of the hurricane.
by bigppkay April 11, 2022
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Hurricane Cake

Floridian specialty consisting of decorative Icing made to look like a hurricane for a hurricane party. Blackballed by Publix grocery store management for contributing to the promotion of illicit hurricane parties. Their idea is people should evacuate to safety and not get drunk and eat cake.

That is highly debatable.

In the end it winds up never being a serious storm at all. Central Florida gets worse afternoon thunderstorms than most "hurricanes". Storms with names just last a bit longer and have more palm fronds flying about. Unless you made the worst possible decision in your property choice (I.E. on the beachside) there is literally no reason to plan on anything but some rainy weather.
Sucks that your Publix isn't cool enough to ignore the company ban and make you a hurricane cake on the low man.
by dnbdave November 14, 2022
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Hurricane-force tears

(noun): what you tell someone when someone else is struggling to the point of crying large amounts.
you-Oh man i have a 5 page essay to right by 2moro
friend- oh man thats gonna be a struggle, nothing but hurricane-force tears.
by sdousafhuias March 14, 2010
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Hurricane Dog

A term for a chaotic dog getting the zoomies, leaving nothing but destruction in its wake. The size of the dog does not matter, for Hurricane Dog comes all the same.
“Oh no, Luna’s getting excited! Hurricane Dog incoming!”
by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024
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Hurricane Jose

When your spinning when Drunk, a joke to the storm that was drunk
Fred: Oh HeY bOb!
Bob: Your Hurricane Jose, I see.
by BillClintonGaming December 29, 2020
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hurricane mickey

n. Any overblown squall that generates a lot of hype and closes airports and, most especially, amusement parks.

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Up for a trip to Disney World?
I hear it's closed . There's a hurricane mickey coming.
Surfing then?
by gnostic3 October 6, 2016
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