hooker-clown

A woman wearing too much makeup which gives off the appearance of a mix between a rodeo clown and a prostitute.

News Reporter: Michele Bachmann looked like a hooker clown during the first round of debates

Guy 1: You see that girl across the bar with the heavy eyeliner and red lipstick?

Guy 2:Yeah! She totally looks like a hooker-clown.

by camnewtownmvp November 1, 2011

Anal hooker

When you stick a finger in a girls ass and pick her ass into the air, using your finger as a hook.

"I totally anal hooker that bitch last night and made her scream"

by Psuedo-- February 29, 2016

Hooker Jacked

When you pick up a hooker and get it on, then if you fall asleep she cleans out your wallet and takes off.

Pete went out got himself a ho then passed out, when he woke up in the morning his wallet was empty and he was stranded at the Mustang Ranch, poor Pete got Hooker Jacked.

by Stew Nic December 9, 2008

Scooter Hooker

A hooker that travels around a college environment late at night via scooter.

That scooter hooker got here so fast on her scooter.

How much for the scooter hooker?

Shut up scooter hooker.

by White Chocolate $ December 15, 2011

hooker spit

Magical liquids from the bottom of hooker boots

You have a lot of hooker spit in your throat.

by Alex_F September 23, 2008

hooker biscuit

a person too cute for their own good, yet delightfully slutty.

Jack: "Are you ready to go, hooker biscuit?"
Jill: "Who are you callin' a hooker?!"
Jack: "God, you're adorable."

by BettyBravo April 19, 2007

Hooker Hunting

The act of driving down Dort Hwy. or other areas populated with hookers in Flint and surrounding areas. When one gets a hooker's hopes up and then drives away.

Marie: "Hey, Rose do you want to go Hooker Hunting tonight?"

Rose: "Well of course I do, thanks for asking, Marie!"
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"Last night when we went Hooker Hunting we seen so many crack whores and their pimps!"

by HollyTheHooker January 23, 2009