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Billy Muzzuti is the homliest
by Nunya Busines October 5, 2008
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homo-bidirectional

A term derived from the prefix "homo" referring to modern humans and "bidirectional" meaning to move in both directions. A fancy word for bisexual.
Homo-bidirectional people should...
by YoungGunBuilder December 3, 2010
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Homeless Harley

A.K.A. shopping cart. Mostly chrome, won't go fast, and uncomfortable for the passenger.
Hey, there's old Crackhead Bob ridin' his Homeless Harley.
by QLENFG January 21, 2012
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Homeless Calibur

A video game that is like Soul Calibur, but instead of crazy japanese badnass ninja guys (including yoda), this game features warriors of the homeless variety.

Characters:

Martha the cat lady: a lust for feline love borders on the psychotic, but don't tell her that, those pussies have claws. Weapon: cats (1/5 chance of rabies)
Lonely Jim: he's quite lonely, that's why he has a large hatchet. Weapon: hatchet
Mike: driven broke by bad investments, and by never having money in the first place, mike turned to drugs. Weapon: bath salts (1/5 chance to OD)
Yoda: you can't tell me this guy isn't homeless, i mean... look at him. Weapon: lightsaber
Bjord: after he won world's greatest beard, he gambled away his fame and fortune. Weapon: miscellaneous items drawn from his beard.

Join these beloved characters and more in the epic new game Homeless Calibur, where the objective of the game is to get the legendary sock full of shit, which has been said is the key to taking down the government and finally liberating the oppressive nature of the system we have all been condemned to.
Jesus Christ, Homeless Calibur is so goddamn politically incorrect.

Where the fuck is that sock full of shit, Martha keeps raping me with her fucking cats, what a cunt!
by JayBaby June 17, 2013
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Homo Slomo

Adjective; A word used to compare someone/something that's being slow to an aroused homosexual who takes a long time to get an erect penis
"Jorge is so homo slomo"
"Hurry up, don't be so homo slomo"
"Wow these cars are so homo slomo"
by cakewhore December 7, 2013
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Homo-Harakiri

To sacrifice ones own sexuality in order to insult another's.
Friend 1: You're so gay.
Friend 2: I may be gay but u wanna fuck me, so shut up.
Friend 1: You just killed me with a homo-harakiri!
by Bergham J. June 28, 2014
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homo boner

When a man pops a boner when he sees a man that's attractive to him
Jack popped a homo boner when he met John
by Daniel Mythcaster August 11, 2015
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