Purple helmeted warrior of love

The penis. Refers to the circumcised head as the purple hemet. The warrior of love is an erect penis.

Trust me, I'll only stick the purple helmet in, not the whole puple-helmeted warrior of love.

by Anthony Orifice August 23, 2004

cheese helmet

The crusty thing on the end of your pole.

Oh my god! I'm wearing a cheese helmet.

by Misled_Monkey February 12, 2003

Helmet

A Helmet or a Helm is a total 100% dumbass who has no idea what he is talking about or doing

Dude WTF are you doing? You are such a Helmet

by hartferd August 9, 2010

Helmarted

A characteristic best defined as "totally fucked up beyond all recovery".

Oh man, this is Helmarted! No one can fix this!

by JWPerfect July 10, 2007

hellsius

an extremely hot and uncomfortable temperature

The thermostat must be broken in my apartment. It's 150 degrees hellsius in here!

by yallah yallah February 13, 2008

Hellsmouth

Something weird, absurd, gross or disgusting. Or used as an expression of displeasure or astonishment.

Normally used at the end of a statement or sentence.

1.) e.g. "I'm having such a bad day, I look like hellsmouth today!"

2.) e.g. "Broccolli is aweful... Hellsmouth!"

by Jacqueline Catarina April 7, 2008

helmeta

getting dome, head, or helmet

There was a prostitute on the corner giving helmeta.

by hunter remmert April 15, 2008