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When a women or man twist a mans penis, with two hands till it turns purple. Then proceeds to twist and spit on the penis, till theres a chewy bit of foreskin left.
Greg: Damn I just got the 3000 gaw gaw double handed twist.
Fred: How was that?
Greg: The bitch took my foreskin off.
Fred: How was that?
Greg: The bitch took my foreskin off.
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When a girl most likely in Canada as it is a Canadian sex act is wearing nothing but two skates on her hands
When a girl most likely in Canada as it is a Canadian sex act is wearing nothing but two skates on her hands
Stan: Aw, man you should have seen Natalia she I walked in from the ice rink and she was doing the two handed zamboni!
Ron: Nice!
Ron: Nice!
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big floppy cock with no balls,
has a beard that looks really gay,
dont speak he just grunts,
wears a shirt with cannabis leaves pattern,
lives on weird sexual practices involving clay masks/pots and chris brewin,
uses masking tape for bondage with miss crew
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