Hans

Library-dwelling entity, dad fashion, zones out to sadboi music, unique humor and music taste.

1.Hans has the best spotify playlist, I should get his spotify blend.
2. Dang, Hans' humor is so funny, gotta dm him.
3. Damn library goblin Hans has been in the library this whole week, man needs a break -w-.

by Candeez November 20, 2021

Han Chucko Club

very cring and not poggers.

The Han Chucko Club is very cringe and bad

by Egaayahhhh October 30, 2021

han jer

A very good baker. Can make your life sweeter with his unlimited supply of cookies. Hot, sexy, cute, and an all around awesome guy.

you are such a han jer

by WahnanaMan September 11, 2021

Hans Oluf on a weekend

this old saying was used to describe a person that uses his 12 year old sister to buy alcohol when he cant

''Yo, little sister I know you are 12 years old, sus edition, but can you buy alcohol for me?'', I am a Hans Oluf on a weekend.

by Øsku dølgur September 17, 2021

Han Seo Hee

a btch who deserve no sympathy,

hobby: ruining innocent people’s live.

used “that’s so Han seo hee” when you saw people who done lots of terrible things and ruining innocent lives but getting away everytime because of money.

by shitxx August 28, 2021

Hans Waiting

Waiting for a friend that is currently having intercourse with someone and bcs ur his/her friend you dont bail on him/her. You simply Hans Wait the uncofortably akward moment while trying not to imagine whats currently happining in the other room.

Mark: Why aren't you in your room dude?
Dude: Bro Iam Hans Waiting here like a fucking idiot bcs my roommate has a bitch over

by Jachym Jezdec August 31, 2021

hans-arne

unusually fat and have a hitler beard and have a extremelly small penis and a really enourmus ass.

hans-arne has to be hitlers brother

by kf,r34 August 20, 2012