Peppermint handshake

When a blue haired girl gives a man a handshake...

In his pants.

"Wow emily gives the best peppermint handshakes.

by HempWizard May 11, 2014

portland handshake

Pepper spraying someone.

If you come at me I'm going to give you a Portland handshake.

by That guy CP February 3, 2021

cheeseburger handshake

When a person with a large gut bumps or grazes you with said large gut.

"Fucking Bobandy gives me a cheeseburger handshake every time he walks by my desk."

by Rancho Relaxo May 11, 2016

Bama Handshake

Screaming "Roll Tide" then immediately punching someone square in the face.

Hey did you hear about what happened to Zach Mettenberger in Nashville? He got the good 'old Bama Handshake.

by gwinnetthatesarcher July 21, 2014

Handshake Blowjob

Used by older groups of swingers

when everyone is nude ( so usually a pool party ) Couples meeting for the first time would frequently: A. Men shook hands

B. Women would hug each other

C. Women would then give the man they met a friendly slurp of his cock

( averaging 4 or 5 seconds )

I knew Jane & John were going to be fun people to have at the party. I could tell from the handshake blowjob when we met .... they liked to party.

by DJKOKC December 14, 2020

louisville handshake

a handjob

my cousin and his wife came up for the family reunion and she gave me a Louisville handshake behind the barn.

by nastynikk July 15, 2020

Plumbers Handshake

A handjob from someone with extremely rough skin.

That girl was up for anything, but when she dropped it hand it was a plumbers handshake

by Kakistos153 April 24, 2019