hamjob

A hand job given by a fat stripper.

I went to the strip club and got a cottage cheese cutey to give me the best hamjob ever.

by Snuggle Piss April 14, 2016

Hambone

A person, usually male, who extreamly dedicated to fantasy sports to the point of degenerate level and is also extreamly successful in the afore mentioned fantasy endeavors.

Timmy won the football league again? Damn - he plays like a hambone.

by ItsDJOBie July 8, 2018

jesus hammond

a modern take on the apocryphal ' jesus christ'. jesus hammond has its roots in the playstation gaming culture of the noughties. use as a non swearing, non elitist statement of frustration.

character one. "what keys? i aint got no keys".
character two.(frustrated) "jesus hammond".

by orangebuzz2000 January 5, 2008

blood hammock

Pad/sanitary napkin

'I got my period!! Anyone got a spare blood hammock?'

by snapex February 25, 2010

Leslie hammond

a super sexy hot cool dude who everybody loves and is often very smart and gets all the hoes be aware if a leslie attempts to finesse your girl consider her gone

"damn thats tuff Leslie Hammond tryna steal my girl i guess she is his now"

by Co0l M4n March 17, 2021

banana hammock

*not for sleeping in*

a male garment used to hold the "hardboys"

Crap, this banana hammock is riding up my ass.

by matty matt matt January 12, 2007

hambone

Something which is wonderful in a soup and distressing in a movie. Connotation varies according to the likability of the actor being described, with William Shatner at the affectionate end of the spectrum and David Caruso at the other. See "Shatnering."

Yeah, Shatner's a hambone, but he's OUR hambone.

by David Bryant May 7, 2004