halloween head

The act of giving or receiving head on halloween. Should be annual event that everyone participates in.

Dude, i just got some hella nice halloween head

by althom10 November 1, 2010

Halloween Hoe

When you the treat and the hoe's a trick!

Gotta put that halloween hoe in her place, she a trick!

by TC Silly May 10, 2011

Rule 34 Halloween costume

A sexy Halloween costume for women, based on something not generally considered sexy.

Some current examples of Rule 34 Halloween costumes you can buy: sexy Grinch, sexy Lorax, sexy Hamburglar, sexy ear of corn, etc.

by SyDy September 27, 2013

Halloweenie

Someone who breaks up with their significant other on Halloween so as to avoid the holiday season and its attendant familial obligations and gift giving.

"Look, I just don't think this is going anywhere and I really don't want to suffer through Thanksgiving with your family nor do I want to waste $100 on a present for you. Sorry to be such a Halloweenie." ~ what I wanted to tell my last boyfriend

by Aliemira January 1, 2009

halloween

a joyous occasion where little children recieve candy and then choke on the yummy little poop nuggets found inside

Mommy, im choking on the poop nuggets! ARGH!!!!

by Funkmaster Dumbass October 28, 2003

Halloweenie

the awkward boners most guys get on halloween because of all the slutty hoes

That hoe dressed like Oprah is given me the weirdest halloweenie i've ever had.

by Tlogz October 31, 2014

Hallmark Keepsake Ornaments

Small plastic trinkets, generally made in China, that are sold nearly year-round in Hallmark stores across America. These items are almost completely worthless, though many insist that they are extremely collectible. Though generally cheaply made, these ornaments have the power to cast a spell over those who buy them, often resulting in customers spending well over $600 to own each and every one (and then ending up storing them in an attic because NO ONE has enough room to hang them all). To perpetuate this madness, Hallmark executives formed a Keepsake Ornament Collector's Club, which has a surprisingly large number of members. For the low, low price of $25, members can choose two inherently ugly "club exclusive" ornaments and receive their very own paper membership cards. Then they have the option of buying other "club exclusive" ornaments that are sure to have great value to other rabid collectors in the future. Of course, what the executives do not want the public to know is that any "club exclusive" ornaments not sold by Christmas will be available to the general public.

Keepsake Ornaments are released every year in early July (at a sickening event known as "Ornament Premiere"), and remain up until well after Christmas. Hardcore collectors can start ordering them in early June, when the ornament catalogue (inappropriately titled the "Dreambook") becomes available in Hallmark stores. Sane people, of course, have learned to avoid the ornament premiere, thus sparing themselves from seeing the disturbing sight of a poor college student sweating in a Christmas sweater and passing out Christmas cookies when everyone else in the store is walking around in shorts and tank tops.

Customer one: "I've been waiting for the Hallmark Keepsake Ornaments to come out all year!"

Customer two: "Oh yeah? Which ones did you get?"

Customer one: "ALL OF THEM!!"

Customer two: "All of them?! How much did that cost you?!"

Customer one: "Only, like, $800. That's WAY less than last year!"

Customer two: *passes out*

by taekwondoangel1 July 19, 2009