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hook'em horns

University of Texas team sport where two players lock in with their erect penises and reverse thrust their pelvises until one or the other loses balance.
The crowd was silent as these two great champions met for one last match to decide it all. With their penises intertwined like mighty anacondas in love, both men had begun the final preparations before they got down to some serious hook'em horns business.
by d.c. sterner February 29, 2008
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train horning

Train horning is when a circumsized dude and a cut dude touch tips together, then the "uncut" guy pulls his foreskin over the cut dude while making a train horn sound.
" dude I walked into the gym locker room only to find a couples fags train horning"
by Ass gasket November 2, 2015
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Horn-Dawgg

Someone that is Horny .

Horn = horny
Dawg = a friend , a person
"yo James is such a Horn-Dawgg
by Ms . Tay August 2, 2011
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horn head

Horn head is someone who speaks with their dick or vagina when horny. Someone who is thirsty and doesn’t think about anything except for sex.
John: “You up? Wanna come fuck?”
Amanda: “don’t be such a horn head”
by Elle grand February 18, 2019
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French Horn

When you think you lost your virginity by having anal sex but it turns out it was vaginal
Kevin: Was that anal?
Stacy: No?
Kevin: Aw man, I gave you a French Horn
by hannaharendt June 9, 2019
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cactus horn

A highly offensive term describing forced sexual intercourse with a cactus, specifically one of the pincushion variety. It's not very satisfying, take it from me.
Coworker #1: "Why is the boss walking so funny?"
Coworker #2: "She had a cactus horn last night..."
by Experto May 19, 2011
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Horn virginity

When someone honks at someone and you don't even look. Those who are horn virgins look every time someone honks!
Hey John how are ya? Still in NYC?
Hi Mike, yep. Lost my horn virginity a long time ago!
by Jbigely August 18, 2018
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