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hooker lips

When wearing lipstick, the color often wears off most quickly on the portion of the lips closest to the mouth (particularly after eating or drinking). This is called "hooker lips," as a similar effect can occur when performing oral sex on a man.
You need to put on more lipstick - you have hooker lips!
by Albert VF September 18, 2008
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Faster than a hooker in skechers

a phrase describing how fast a person or anything really can move. Deriving from the ability of a hooker wearing sneakers to move faster than most who wear stilletos.
Man 1: did u see that guy running from the cops?

Man 2: yeah....

Man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!

Man 1&2: Lololololololololololol!!!!
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hooker bitch

Hooker Bitch The Queen of Bitches! Hip ,Slick, And Cool Bitch..
Hey!Whats up my Hooker Bitch? You sleezy,slimy, butter-chipping Hooker Bitch..
by Yvonne Isles September 10, 2008
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Hookerism

the act of being a hooker; practicing acts of prostitution
Stacy continually practices hookerism.
by Samo March 14, 2005
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hooker

A CH-47 Chinook helicopter Crewmember. Known for getting everything under the sun done using the mighty cargo hook and living as good as possible when deployed because the chinnok doubles as a hotel. This special breed of army aviator is more comfortable in sandals and hawaiian shirts than combat boots and a "high and tight" and has a great respect for the mighty wind.
The hookers blew over our mexican space shuttles again, now I can't crap on a seat!
by govnah July 10, 2004
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hooker

A unit of measurement used to measure the capacity of a car's trunk. Based on how many average-sized dead hookers you could stuff into said trunk while going to a body dump. For example, newer cars have smaller trunks, therefore they could fit fewer hookers. A Honda Accord only has a three-hooker trunk, whereas a 1976 Lincoln Continental has a five-hooker trunk.
Shit man, that Caddy's got a six-hooker trunk!
by Buttfuck Dynasty April 5, 2016
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