Anal hooker

When you stick a finger in a girls ass and pick her ass into the air, using your finger as a hook.

"I totally anal hooker that bitch last night and made her scream"

by Psuedo-- February 29, 2016

Hooker Jacked

When you pick up a hooker and get it on, then if you fall asleep she cleans out your wallet and takes off.

Pete went out got himself a ho then passed out, when he woke up in the morning his wallet was empty and he was stranded at the Mustang Ranch, poor Pete got Hooker Jacked.

by Stew Nic December 9, 2008

idiot hooker

the definition of idiot hooker is Dylan bc he is one((:

stfu idiot hooker

by Cooldudeheela May 20, 2018

retarded hooker

A coworker who either lacks the ability or takes a great deal of time to understand basic principles and is morally and ethically challenged, and because of this condition creates a web of distracting lies to masque the inadequacies causing destruction for any and all who come into contact with them.

That Dean is a retarded hooker, she gets paid a lot of money and keeps fucking me in the ass.

by flyawaynow October 9, 2009

hooker spit

Magical liquids from the bottom of hooker boots

You have a lot of hooker spit in your throat.

by Alex_F September 23, 2008

hooker biscuit

a person too cute for their own good, yet delightfully slutty.

Jack: "Are you ready to go, hooker biscuit?"
Jill: "Who are you callin' a hooker?!"
Jack: "God, you're adorable."

by BettyBravo April 19, 2007

Hooker Hunting

The act of driving down Dort Hwy. or other areas populated with hookers in Flint and surrounding areas. When one gets a hooker's hopes up and then drives away.

Marie: "Hey, Rose do you want to go Hooker Hunting tonight?"

Rose: "Well of course I do, thanks for asking, Marie!"
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"Last night when we went Hooker Hunting we seen so many crack whores and their pimps!"

by HollyTheHooker January 23, 2009