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H Scale

A four point scale that describes the degree of horniness, sexual drive and/or interest in all things sexual that a person possesses.

On one end of the range a PRUDE would be classified as an 'H1'.

On the other end, an 'H4' would be someone who constantly thinks, talks and acts in the sexual domain.
Katia: Wow, did you see his body? Tiiight for sure!
Lania: Yeah but I heard he's not into putting it to good use. He's H1 on the H Scale.
Katia: Damn, a real shame cuz I'm SOO horny. What I need NOW is some hot H4!
by gfrancetti December 9, 2008
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The H-Slide

The H-Slide is the act of a male transferring from giving regular penetration to oral sex while the female remains stationary.
I done dropped the H-Slide on my chick last night playah, she love that shit!
by ReadingDBV December 29, 2009
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penetration h

noun: The act of having anal sex with an active case of hemorrhoids.
Dude, I think I need a blood transfusion after a night of penetration h.
by hipstirthepot March 11, 2015
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Melissa H

Melissa, Melissa is a very shy being that always feels comfortable in her natural habitat, her room. Listening to bad music all day long a Melissa is basically a scary little pocket gremlin who only has a small group of friends, usually consisting of a couple of sad Emos. No Melissa is very confident but also is always a pleasure to have around if you get close enough to a Melissa. So I do highly advise you to go and make friends with a Melissa, if you like pint sized humans, bad screamo music and awkwardness but now and then a good joke, then a Melissa is PERFECT for your life.
Person 1: “Is that Jake, Amy and Melissa H, listening to screamo in the corner?”

Person 2: “Why yes good sir that is them and I think I see a Lona sitting with them too”

Person 1:” I wish I was friends with a Melissa H”
by JakeyJake21 November 7, 2019
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H._74

The king of tik tok the god in Fortnite and gets girls easily

Oh yeh and the strongest😈
Shit I just got destroyed in Fortnite

It was probably H._74 who killed you
Another example:
What is this amazing tik tok

Oh it’s probably made by H._74
by Your cuzn November 9, 2019
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jacob h

He needs some milk and some brown sauce be careful tho he will yeet your mums feet
by Rainbow_hair September 13, 2020
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H addict

Patrick,Kenny,Kevin,Jason,Jamie,Tommy,and George are all H addicts.
by JMC70 March 11, 2017
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