Glasford

A small village located in the middle of no where.
In Illinois, USA.

Glasford, somewhere in the middle of a cornfield

by Jessica Annabelle Smith April 4, 2011

glass bbq

Hitting the crack pipe

Garret will suck your dick for a smoke on the glass bbq .

by hdfhhefn November 15, 2016

corey glasses

Large oversized sunglasses, esp. in bright colours eg. yellow. Rose to fame following the media exploits of Narre Warren teen Corey Delaneyafter his wild myspace party

That guy looks like an idiot in his corey glasses

by gcsurfer March 2, 2008

put some glass in that hole

Roll up the car window

Hey that's too much air back here, put some glass in that hole, would ya?

by tedZilla99 December 25, 2007

eyes of glass

the act of others being able to see themselves or a part of their identity in another person at that person's will, characteristic of abused individuals, and done as a method for protecting oneself.

Jade allowed John to believe he shared his dislike for the law with her when he looked into her eyes of glass, but really she just wanted to protect herself from his abusive tendencies.

by Jadian April 14, 2008

Wearing your glasses

To 'wear someones glasses' is get the better of somebody, or to one-up them. In other words, to pwn them. The usage is similar to the phrase 'wearing the pants' in a relationship.

It is most relevant when you're getting the better of somebody right in front of their face without them realising it. When you want to draw attention to the fact that you're pwning them, simply declare that you're 'wearing their glasses'.

If you're 'wearing your own glasses', that means that you've pwned yourself accidentally or absent-mindedly. (If you accidentally chopped off your hand while cooking, for example.)

The phrase comes from a Perry Bible Fellowship comic strip (entitled 'Q. P. Inc') where the protagonist attends a job interview for Quick People Incorporated and manages to dumbfound the interviewer by somehow stealing the glasses right off his face without him noticing.

"You're just telling me what I want to hear." - "Actually, I'm just wearing your glasses." - "... Welcome aboard."

1. Declaring that you're getting the better of somebody.

(Noticing that all the beer has gone) "HEY! Did you drink all my beer?"
(Drinking the last beer) "Actually, I'm just wearing your glasses."

2. Getting the better of yourself accidentally.

"Man, my back hurts. I was carrying some heavy boxes and I slipped and fell down a flight of stairs. I was really wearing my own glasses that day."

3. Getting bested by somebody else.

A) "I've finally finished this damn project, now I just have to save it."
B) "You haven't saved it yet?"
(A's baby brother pulls out the power cable.)
A) "Damn it!"
B) "Heh. Looks like your kid brother is wearing your glasses tonight."

by MrDees July 9, 2009

glasses

Stuff that you put on your eyes that make you a real dork or real hot looking.

Bob is a computer geeks because he is wearing glasses.
Lizzie looks really hot with these glasses.
E-40 just looks cool with his glasses.

by Lil Duff 2008 June 17, 2008