Government Failure

HS2

HS2 is stupid, literally defines government failure.

by Aoctavio March 28, 2022

Government

An institution that claims to protect your rights while giving authority to those who have no right to have any authority who will inevitably trample on your rights

Person A: Bro the government is shooting dogs and burning children cause some guy named David is practicing his right to religion.
Person B: Well that's typical government for you

by James "Papa" Hetfield July 29, 2022

Smoking Governer

A term smoking weed or crack

Do you see that guy over there?

Yea hes been smoking governer.

by TheyIuvmar March 16, 2021

government whore

My entire family, being part red neggur or NigguRed had to marry government whores.

Greek fire was so far up the USAs ass they bought some government whore meats on the cheap.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA September 2, 2025

National submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day

On November 11th, you can kidnap any one girl and submit her to the government for illegal human experimentation to stop COVID-19 and other international threats in the future

Boy: Hey it's November 11th
Girl: Ok and
Boy: It's national submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day
Girl: What does that mean
Boy: It means get in the van

by Altruis November 10, 2020

executive government

Executive Government is submitted by Muse Dictionary in Bored Zone I am fine with the blood of Jesus and the rest of the week and I will be there at the same time I don't have a car 🚗

Executive Government: Easy for me to get a new one 🤠☺️🙂☺️🤠🙂

by Muse Dictionary May 2, 2022

Pulling a government

Saying something even worse then what actually happened (still usually bad but not necessarily) to subvert expectations and make someone less upset about the second thing.

Person A: "I accidentally scratched your car."

Person B: "What!?! How bad is it?!"

Person A: "Actually, I just scraped your side mirror, but it should be fine. I was just pulling a government to subvert your expectations.”

by Pipicidal May 6, 2024