fuck a goat

an expression used to show aggression towards another person. This term is used repeatedly by the Indian characters in "The Forty Year Old Virgin."

*Yo, why are you so goddamn good at poker?
*I play a couple hours online every night.
*Well then fuck this, I'm sick of losing my money. Go fuck a goat!

by Atom Bom December 9, 2007

Boat Goat

A female member of the US Navy stationed on a sea-going vessel. Usually one who uses her sexuality to advance herself in the workplace. Often interchanged with the words slut and whore.

I can't believe Smith flirted with our boss to get out of work today! She's such a fuckin' boat goat.

by gto2000five April 14, 2010

Goat Milk

Breast milk from a feeble old woman that hasn't stopped pumping milk from her titties since she gave birth over a century ago.

Damnit! When I was at grandma's house last weekend I reached in her fridge and accidentally drank her goat milk.

by Sicko42 December 15, 2009

Throat goat

They are most likely a beast at using their throat. Like mainly for swallowing long stuff down your throat.

Yo did you see Zac he just destroyed that hot dog. He’s a throat goat.

by Bradley Conner October 30, 2020

goat locker

The compartment in the front of a submarine designed to house "the goats" or enlisted personnel ranked E-7 or above. This compartment usually has a small berthing area and a small desk and a large coffee pot and a shitter. The activities contained within this space usually involves random urine testing, drinking coffee, stroking goats and general digging Navy life.

Damn, I have to go to the goat locker and take a whiz quiz. I sure hope Cheif Porter isn't up there!

by message_tied_to_a_brick June 29, 2004

Goat Sex

Goat sex is when you visit the farm and get it on with a goat (male or female, although the females are less aggressive). Once you ejaculate into the animal, wait 6 months to receive your goat sex hybrid. :)

'Yoooo, I just had the most amazing goat sex at Grampa's farm!'

'You're sick, man'.

by Poo'p Nigga August 31, 2018

Goat Roper

Someone who dresses like a cowboy but completely lacks rancher skills and knowledge. This poser wears the hat and drives the truck but has no clue what to do with the cow.

It was clear from Paul's un-scuffed boots and spotless shirt that he was a goat roper.

by Plumtree Pru July 8, 2018