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God

This is the person that is not a he nor a she cause God is his own being. He is your father in heaven who cares for you and gives you free will but you can't take advantage of that. You have to decide on your own on what to do and when you need help then he's there.(he won't immediately help you right then and there, we'll he might, but he will.) Cause think, you only have about 70 years of living on this earth and want to drink and have fun or not even believe in God? But in heaven you will have eternity and have all that you want but still shouldn't take advantage of that:) just look at the sun, how is a ball of fire still burning out there for millions of years??
The world: hey lets get drunk and have a party that'll only last a few hours yeahh and disobey our parents.

God: I will allow you to do that, but when it comes to judgement day I will ask why you chose to do these things for a short amount of time.
by KyroPlayz March 19, 2018
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God

Estimated 25 million kills by his name in the bible e.g. noahs ark and the to towns full of rapeists and shit estimated kills to the devils name 60 and some of those was a bet with god
Soooo yeah god be killin loads of people
by Mag1karpMan January 17, 2019
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God

A being who can suck my dick
if you see God they are obligated to suck you dick, even if you do not have one
by fancygoblin December 11, 2022
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God

God, a religious entity in Christianity. Also know as Yoongi
I’m going to pray to God

I’m going to pray to Yoongi
by Cupid idk March 17, 2019
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God

(in Christianity and other monotheistic religions) the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.
2.
(in certain other religions) a superhuman being or spirit worshipped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity.
God is the ruler of everything in Christian beliefs
by Left_hand_on_chad October 9, 2019
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God

God is good,
God is great,
God is goOo0d
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 18, 2022
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On god

Typically used for expressing the seriousness and/or truthfulness of a statement or action.
“On god I won’t hit you. ON GOD I won’t hit you.”

“He really said that?” “On god.”
by -Willowpop09- June 4, 2022
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