God

A being that Vapes to create what humans call "clouds" or "fog". Strong stoner type that creates wild ass things.

Mason: how are clouds made?
Mom: God vaping son. He is the VAPE GOD.
Mason: what if there are no clouds out?
Mom: God's got one hella of a nicotine buzz

by Kidrain97 October 18, 2018

god

The cause of all life’s problems...

Person 1: the world is so fucked up.
Person 2: yeah it’s all god’s fault...

by // :-0 // June 19, 2018

God

Someone I don't fear

God can't hurt me when I'm burning in hell

by I have a writers block August 19, 2020

God

Some dude that made us in his flawed image

god is dead

by shfshfgbdsbe December 11, 2020

God

Haylee Pincho

Haylee Pincho is god, and Axl there is no denying it

by arrowhp February 24, 2019

God

Haylee Pincho

Haylee Pincho is god and axl there is no denying it

by arrowhp February 24, 2019

God

All I know is that whenever the religious conservatives of any country do something horrible or backward, they blame it on this guy.

Kind of like that imaginary friend you had as a kid who was always telling you to start fires and shit.

"I don't understand. Why do you hate gay people so much?"

"It's not my opinion. I'm just following God's word."

by garcalej February 01, 2019