When one of your friends starts dating a girl and she all the sudden becomes totally cool with you/conversates with you.
On the scope of available females she just became about as useful to you as your sister. Unless you want to fuck your sister. But if your the kind of person who wants to fuck your sister you probably would fuck your friends girl too.
Anyways this shouldn't become confused with homie hoppers. A girl can only be one of these at a time. Most homie hoppers start as a girlfriend in law but can transform into a homie hopper. But they can NEVER be both at the same time...JH
On the scope of available females she just became about as useful to you as your sister. Unless you want to fuck your sister. But if your the kind of person who wants to fuck your sister you probably would fuck your friends girl too.
Anyways this shouldn't become confused with homie hoppers. A girl can only be one of these at a time. Most homie hoppers start as a girlfriend in law but can transform into a homie hopper. But they can NEVER be both at the same time...JH
Girl: Hey how are you?
Me: Bitch I don't cerrr'. I dont wanna be your buddy just cause you fuckin my friend. Quit trying to waste ma damn time ho.
Girl: okay see ya around tee hee (starts skipping away) tralala lala lala
Bitch faced Mitch: Yo, you hittin that?
Me: Nah my homeboy is. She's just my girlfriend in law.
Bitch faced Mitch: word, well that sucks
Me: Bitch I don't cerrr'. I dont wanna be your buddy just cause you fuckin my friend. Quit trying to waste ma damn time ho.
Girl: okay see ya around tee hee (starts skipping away) tralala lala lala
Bitch faced Mitch: Yo, you hittin that?
Me: Nah my homeboy is. She's just my girlfriend in law.
Bitch faced Mitch: word, well that sucks
by NegrasGrande January 09, 2012
A male friend who is a surrogate replacement of a girlfriend or spouse in a heterosexual way. MGs are in near constant communication and may talk more than an actual girlfriend or spouse. Similar to a wingman but with more responsibility, a man-girlfriend will do anything that is typically done by a girlfriend (other than sex). Seth and Evan, in the cult classic Superbad, were man-girlfriends.
“My man-girlfriend hasn’t called me today and I’m starting to get a little worried.”
“Dude, have you talked to Brady lately? What the hell is his problem? His man-girlfriend is out of town and he’s going into withdrawal.”
“Dude, have you talked to Brady lately? What the hell is his problem? His man-girlfriend is out of town and he’s going into withdrawal.”
by the_kaiser January 09, 2008
1. A female antagonist on the Venture Brothers. Birth name Sheila, worked as a stripper or exotic dancer through college. Currently married to The Monarch whom she met at a party hosted by her then-boyfriend Phantom Limb. She now helps Monarch in his crusade against Dr. Venture. Usually dresses like Jackie Kennedy but will occasionally put on a butterfly-type outfit. Has a rough sounding voice often attributed to smoking 3 packs of cigarettes a day.
2. Any female who has to put up with their boyfriend/husband while he makes his rounds through comic-cons and cosplays and things of that nature. These women will often hook up with random strangers just to get out of the building for a while.
2. Any female who has to put up with their boyfriend/husband while he makes his rounds through comic-cons and cosplays and things of that nature. These women will often hook up with random strangers just to get out of the building for a while.
1. If she really worked at it, Dr. Girlfriend could kick way more ass than any of the other villains on that show.
2. Nick:"Yo, Jeremy, I just scored with a random chick at the Hilton!"
Jeremy:"You mean at the Hilton that's hosting Comic-Con?"
Nick:"Hell's yeah! I started talking up this Dr. Girlfriend while her man was busy with his trading card game. She gave me head and everything just so she could gets the hell outta there."
J: "Solid."
2. Nick:"Yo, Jeremy, I just scored with a random chick at the Hilton!"
Jeremy:"You mean at the Hilton that's hosting Comic-Con?"
Nick:"Hell's yeah! I started talking up this Dr. Girlfriend while her man was busy with his trading card game. She gave me head and everything just so she could gets the hell outta there."
J: "Solid."
by Dr. Freeze January 08, 2009
by Lou Stenspayce February 04, 2009
A phrase used for any moderately unattractive to unattractive girl who goes out of her way to rudely interrupt conversations and make awkward confrontations. Also typically dates a pretentious idiot who claims to have committed crimes he never committed (ex. stealing a "stupid" car, smoking pot).
by aguyperson December 14, 2011
When your girlfriend comes over to your house only to do her homework then sleep the other four hours away. In some cases waking her up might prove to be fatal.
John-"Hey your girlfriend came over last night, didn't she?"
Bill-"Yeah, she did, and all she did was Girlfriend Sleep."
John-"Damn, you didn't try to wake her did you?"
Bill-"Are you kidding? She'd kill me!"
Bill-"Yeah, she did, and all she did was Girlfriend Sleep."
John-"Damn, you didn't try to wake her did you?"
Bill-"Are you kidding? She'd kill me!"
by Benzontotate August 25, 2010
Any woman/girl who is a bitch and who you dumped because she would not stop lying, even when you said if you tell one more fucking lie im seriously done with you, im not kidding seriously ill know if you do. Then the next night she lie's, you debate on whether or not to call her out on it, while pondering that you think about your hott next door neighbor and then call her out on it, and end the relationship, thus becoming free from her evil Succubus bitch claws,
My Ex-girlfriend is a cheap piece of shit who is a fucked up bitch that lie's, lie's, lie's, and will never be happy because she isnt happy with herself and because of this she try's to change everyone around her, even her boyfriend... sorry EX BOYFRIEND, when there isnt anything wrong with him.
by Avoi July 15, 2011