Gutting Gift

The comparible idea to a Push Present, but for C-sections!

I have to be cut from gut to gill for this baby, he BETTER be getting me a gutting gift!

by TeenyWeez November 21, 2022

Shonky Gift Tactician

Yeay! 'Tis a fellow that impart nowt but the most worthless gifts upon another, whilst sporting a sincere smile of benevolence.

That Fuckwit is a Shonky Gift Tactician, he sucks balls.

by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Mental gift

When you intentionally walk onto security or other film recording enjoying a product or retail food.

"Stay here im giving a mental gift a new product just came out"

by Cody5050 April 29, 2023

Gift Baby

A baby who should have been given away because they won’t develop properly in the household but wasn’t given away so grew up extremely abnormal

Gift baby’s are often born with neonatal abstinence syndrome (Drugs in their system)

What to say to someone who just doesn't know when to stfu.
“You’re a real gift baby yanno that”

by B3NZ0S4BREAKFAST September 28, 2023

corduroy gifts

Ocean swell lines of waves described as corduroy looking. Often Originating from large storms In the Pacific Ocean Alution Islands. These “Cordury Gifts”, often are headed to California and Hawaii and described as “Stacked to the Horizon” , Visually they look like corduroy and send surfers to their favorite surfing spots
Corduroy-gifts
Stacked to the horizon

“Corduroy Gifts” stacked to the horizon send surfers to ther favorite surfing beaches .

by Radfrad February 5, 2018

Starbucks gift card

A white girl's favorite gift besides Uggs,Yoga leggings,and crop tops

Crackers luhhh dem Starbucks gift cardzzz

by Personwholives January 8, 2015