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gentlemans mustard

A spicy alternative to the often-used saying "Gentlemans Relish" – meaning semen. Usually when it has been tainted by the consumption of spicy food.
"Sheila, why are you're eyes so red?"
"Oh nothing, it's just our Bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and I was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that I forgot to close my eyes before it was too late"
by What a Hampton November 29, 2016
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gentleman spy

The ultimate spy and gentleman. Mysterious, dashing, suave, deadly, and debonair. Women want him and men want to be him. He's like James Bond, but he rocks a sick f***in beard!

Signature drink: Single Malt Scotch Whisky

Signature gun: Sig Sauer P238

See also El Hage
"The ultimate gentleman spy is James Bond!"

"Really? Have you met El Hage?"
by Spartan87 December 21, 2016
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The Gentleman

The Gentleman is the act of coming inside a condom whilst it's in a girls mouth. You get the effects of swallow but she has no salty backwash.
I liked her enough to be the Gentleman but not enough to pull out
by Sydney Bear July 11, 2017
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Gentleman Calves

Legs that are small enough to cross when sitting in a chair since they are not too muscular or corpulent.
Stranger: Hey Joe you got chicken legs.
Chicken Joe: Fuck you they're gentleman calves!
by B.S. Comedy January 1, 2019
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Gentleman of the street

A polite word for word for homeless, vagabond, or any other person that lives on the street. Thousands of them in California.
"Jimmy was a gentleman of the street," his mother says. "He was a guy who was clean, responsible." She says he was a generous person who loved restaurants, cooking and people-watching.
by PeterBirdman88 June 16, 2018
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Gentleman’s Jungle

An environment where likeminded individuals with rugged pasts congregate to provide vital knowledge pertaining to growth and maturity while maintaining the composure of a gentleman.
Meet me in the Gentleman’s Jungle, I have something to get off my chest
by Mr.Gordon June 20, 2018
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Gentleman's Agreement

When the gang you are currently beating the shit out of always waits for you to finish this one guy before another person in the gang goes after you.
Gentleman's Agreement is a lousy thing to do in movies... It's a shame.
by DesiredExoticNeighbor June 21, 2018
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