Greasy Square Head

A faggot who takes (or used to take) too many selfies for the average male, which is known to be very fucking gay. He is also known for having a very cubed head and having very greasy long hair. Can get so greasy to the point where you can cook McDonalds fries in it. Tasty right?
(working at McDonalds)

Greasy Square Head - Hey Joe, lets take a selfie with me, you and the deep frier!

Joe - Don't be a homo dude, you are the deep frier, You greasy square head!! Idiot...
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Greasy Cock Minon

Having sex with a penis/cock covered in garlic herb butter.
Breona loves getting greasy cock minon for dinner!
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Greasy War Pig

A heavyset girl; usually unattractive, but good enough to sleep with if one is sufficiently impaired.

See also GWP or G dub P.
Where are all the hotties at? I guess I'm gonna have to hunt down a greasy war pig tonight.
by davemcnasty May 22, 2011
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Greasy Monkey Vagina

A term used for a small faggot who loves to tickle monkeys.

Also used as an adjective to describe ones hairy greasy vagina clit.
Oh dear,that man is tickling a monkey pussay, what a greasy monkey vagina.

Oh my that woman has a hairy vaginal cliterus, what a greasy monkey vagina.
by Amanwhosavedthenegros July 20, 2011
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Greasy Jennifer

V: when you piss in a girls butt and then she slides on the ground as the piss comes out imitating a snail
Dude, I thought there was a snail on the ground, but it was just Jessica pulling a greasy Jennifer
by Stinky Dan February 16, 2021
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greasy grundle gamble

oh yes the greasy grundle gamble is one of my favourite pastimes, the thrill of a lifetime! Its when you push your erect cock against the womans grundle. It will either slip in the vagina or slip in the ass and which ever hole it goes into is the hole you have sex in.
In the pink or in the stink, i can't decide lets have a greasy grundle gamble! By the grundlefull!
by aussie_fister July 29, 2006
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greasy peanut butter

Something Glen always says, but we never understand.
Oh - jeesh! This is like driving in greasy peanut butter!
by John Smith January 15, 2004
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