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goblin shit

Taking a shit with your feet up on the toilet seat, with your knees at your chest.

Usually used when you are short on time and got to drop a tank. Always works with little to no wipe. Very effective.
Shit bro I only have 2 minutes but I gotta deuce. I’m gonna goblin shit this one.
by Geegee123456789 February 26, 2021
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Goblin gang

a name used to describe groups or cliques of people (typically teenage girls) who call themselves alt and wear tons of makeup and have dyed hair. They usually will post pictures of all of their clique at the local shopping mall trying to look like a gang by all flicking off the camera. they all wear so much makeup that they all look like goblins. If you ever say something that could damage their stuck up reputation the whole goblin gang will spam you with threats of what they say that will do. Even though they are all 5 foot 2.
Yo Joey, Today I saw the goblin gang at the mall and I started laughing because they looked so ridiculous. 5 minutes later I had 20 messages of them claiming that they would ruin my life even though they are all so short that a gust of wind would blow them away.
by Joey mother January 25, 2021
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Beer-googling

When you get drunk and commence googling past loves, potential loves, anyone who has made you eat sour grapes.
After that 11th beer I spent the rest of the night beer-googling my exes.
by The Googler October 10, 2008
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condom goblin

Don’t say Condom Goblin three times in the mirror otherwise it will come and steal your condoms, as well as fucking you raw in the ass.
Yo Man, I said the condom goblin three times last night and I’ll never be able to sit down comfortablely ever again...
by Olliethehumpgod April 4, 2019
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Dart Goblin

A 3-elixir card in the popular mobile gameClash Royale,” this underrated card is really balanced and unlocks at Arena 9. He attacks and moves fast while doing decent damage, but has low health. He’s an awesome air defense troop.
Hey bro I use the Dart Goblin!” “Bro that’s so cool
by Akaudi7 June 30, 2021
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Fun Goblin

Someone who ruins all of the fun. Hence the word goblin who takes away from it.
Dude you are being such a fun goblin… you hate fun.
by OnlyAsianNoob July 20, 2021
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Dick Needy Ass Goblin

An old or ugly bitch who is in need of a dick real bad. a female who is constantly on PMS who needs to get off and/or get a dick. A whore or slut who is used to dick but suddenly stops recieving dick and becomes insanely bitchy.
by rejectedrainbow November 26, 2010
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