Illiterate goober

Someone who can’t properly spell what most would consider simple words, this makes them stupid.

*stolen, you illiterate goober

by Cjstaple May 05, 2019

Goober Watson

The single most goobery goober amongst a sea of fellow goobers. The king of the goobs.

This Goober Watson is the weirdest motherfucker I know.

by The8baLL January 27, 2020

goofie goober

Someone who gives spongebob anal.

I just gave spongebob goofie goober.

by Zombie slayer bin November 19, 2015

Goober tech

When you do something really stupid in the game dead by daylight and it works.

"Why did you vault into that wraith and how did he miss?"
"Goober tech idk"

by Goobaw December 12, 2023

PLANET GOOBER

A group of professional young men who make very beautiful music for others. They are also very handsome.

"Aye you listen to that new PLANET GOOBER song?"
"Yuhhhhhh, it was fireeee"
"SLAT"

by rxmen September 16, 2019

Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").

One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!

by QuacksO April 08, 2020

Goober Nut

A combination of someone that is a Goober and a Nut.

-Brenna is such a Goober.

-Nah, she's more of a Nut.

-Touche', She's a Goober Nut.

by SmallDickMcgee July 27, 2022