funky turtle

Ducking your head in and out of a turtle neck in a way that can be interpreted as foreskin.

Look at that man doing the funky turtle

by Mindyourshit October 25, 2022

Funky dessert

The lingering scent after you and a sexual partner cover one another in sweet dessert, and then engage in vigorous, sweaty sex.

I still can't get the smell out of my sheets after doing the funky dessert last Thursday. I've washed them twice.

by Emogaz June 02, 2020

funky bum muffin

Pertaining to an extraordinarily foul smelling bowel movement.

"Jesus, that cat just laid a funky bum muffin"

by Wyatt/Black December 01, 2008

funky dog

An imaginary dog soooo funky

The funky dog swims in the peptobismol

by vezinama January 18, 2017

Funky Blueberry

A penis head that has had the circulation cut off.

These underwear are so tight they gave me a funky blueberry.

by Hot Hott hutt November 16, 2019

funky!!!!!

If you don't know what it means die in a hole

That is some pretty FUNKY!!!!! cheese.

by Mr Neo Anderson November 20, 2017

funky head

Funky head is just head but funky.
Like head with disco music or something.

Benedict: "Yo can you give me head?"
Sandra: "Only if its funky head, I wanna do it to Michael Jackson."
Benedict: "what da henk?"

by definetlyhuman May 11, 2025